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Jake, Subject Matter Expert @thewoodlandman.bsky.social · 36m

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 53m

this is the way genetics works in the Muppets

kermit is a type of "shaq" figure, and marilyn monroe is kind of like a less thick "Miss Piggy." both are classic archetypes that are key parts of The Hero's Journey

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 51m

One man is still keeping the dream alive

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 56m

There’s only one energy drink guy I trust

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 1h

I’m gonna save myself sometime and do the same. This one is not worth it.

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 1h

That’s like all the religions buddy

You’re a bigot bro, pack it in

Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 1h

He’s defending the shit out of a far right wing poster and trying to get us to bite he’s in any way on the left

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 1h

lol you aren’t fooling anyone

You are a straight up bigot.

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 1h

I’ve read your 9 posts, you call for the eradication of Islam, you should just vote for republicans dipshit

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 1h

It should be hard because you aren’t even close to the left.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1h

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 11h

"at the transgender coffee shop"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3h

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

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Internet Archive @archive.org · 2h

📧 Years before Google, “Gmail” was a fan email service on Garfield․com; perfect for anyone who hates Mondays.

It vanished like lasagne into Garfield's belly, but pawprints remain on the #WaybackMachine ⤵️
web.archive.org/web/20000815...
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#Wayback1T #WebHistory

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 2h

These guys have gotten real boners seeing a Dodge Charger

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 4h

All of these people leaving would help Mamdani bring down rent prices.

But they won’t leave.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 14h

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.

At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25

Then beneath it

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 19h

The earth is flat and this just another way of tricking us

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 20h

Roaring 20s once again

Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 20h

Made Amish vax

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 20h

It’s bad folks, no other way to put it

Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 1d

Here in Atlanta yesterday, more than 2,000 people waited in their cars—one woman for 14 hours—for a box of food. The giveaway ended early; there wasn't enough to go around.

Multiply this scene by countless others across the country, and you get a sense of how crushing the desperation is right now.

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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 1d

Here in Atlanta yesterday, more than 2,000 people waited in their cars—one woman for 14 hours—for a box of food. The giveaway ended early; there wasn't enough to go around.

Multiply this scene by countless others across the country, and you get a sense of how crushing the desperation is right now.

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 21h

Shit sucks. They found something most people can agree on.

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 1d

It’s better than Dr. Pepper too

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1d

You guys keep posting but this is all I'm hearing

youtu.be/QjL7D33xpS4?...

Viagra Boys - Sports (Official Video)

YouTube video by viagra boys

youtu.be

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Johnny Weedseed @sascrotch.bsky.social · 1d

Down in the basement is such a great song by them

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