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sallyp

@sallypoastes.bsky.social

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Cis, pākehā, adhd person, sometimes disabled with ehlers-danlos stuff. I like making bad jokes and yelling about stuff. Please join me in yelling. 日本語は読めるけどあまり書けない

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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 2h

"You boy! Could you summon medical assistance?"

Scrooge leaning out of a window meme image

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Lucas Nunes @lucasjn.bsky.social · 8h

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

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Te wookie o te tangata @chewienz.bsky.social · 2h

SHORT NOTICE CALL TO ARMS FOR DUNEDIN FOLKS

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Azooz🍉🫒 @azzoz4.bsky.social · 15h

I’m Azooz 16 years old
My father and several family members were killed in the war, our home and school destroyed, and now I’m supporting my family alone
Your donation can buys me books, supplies, bringing me one step closer to the classroom & future

tinyurl.com/azooz9

sallyp @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 2h

I think it has to

sallyp @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 2h

*on chicken legs

sallyp @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 2h

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Well, i have this house, more of a cottage really, and it roams around the countryside in chicken legs. Possibly i also have a cat, that part's not clear

sallyp @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 2h

What happened to your lip, mate?

A news article illustrated with a photo of luxon frowning so hard his upper lip has almost disappeared
The headline is:
Politics

Another pollhas National
slipping,left blocholding power

7:29PM

sallyp @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 2h

I knew it was corrupt i just didn't think they'd insult us by being this blatant.
Lol

sallyp @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 2h

Prominent New Zealander is too busy defending the charges

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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 5h

#OtD 15 Oct 2007 armed police in New Zealand carried out coordinated raids and roadblocks across the country using anti-terrorist legislation to arrest environmental and Indigenous Māori activists. No terrorism charges were filed stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8735...

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La Résistance @johannalinder.bsky.social · 4h

Herregud. Herregud.
Att israels regering är högerextrema as vet vi.
Men att den svenska regeringen saknar varje form av anständighet - jag saknar faktiskt ord
www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/0V...

”De sparkade på mig varje gång flaggan nuddade mitt ansikte”

Greta Thunberg om skräckdygnen i israeliskt fängelse Slag, sparkar och hot om att gasas i burar. Greta Thunberg och flera andra ur flottiljen berättar nu detalj

www.aftonbladet.se

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UrbanAKL @urbanakl.bsky.social · 3h

well fuck, that's every building in Aotearoa isn't it?

#nzpol

RNZ News Feeds @rnzrss.bsky.social · 3h

'Touch to exit' security switch recalled as it may allow unauthorised access to secure areas

'Touch to exit' security switch recalled as it may allow unauthorised access to secure areas

The fault "could allow an unauthorised person access to a secure area without a user first touching their hand to the device".

sallyp @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 3h

When i found out that people made shepherds pie with leftover Sunday roast and gravy it was a revelation

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AI @al--s.bsky.social · 4h

finally he does something other than punch people

text header and headline. This reads:
"Light Rail and Tram
Batman to build light rail line"

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16h

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13h

Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 5h

The Return of the King title card

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Stu Fleming @thebasement.nz · 4h

Old Man Yells At Cloud was right there

Toitū te Tiriti 🇳🇿 @mrjeffhowell.bsky.social · 4h

Broadcasting Standards Authority finally takes steps to regulate lies, hate, and disinformation on online news platforms. Old man, cooker media and Atlas-funded astroturf complain.

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Winston Peters accuses broadcasting watchdog of ‘Soviet era stasi’ censorship

This comes after the Broadcasting Standards Authority revealed its looking to widen its remit to include online media networks.

www.stuff.co.nz

sallyp @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 7h

Nuzzlin' with Nuzzi

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14h

Trump says a lot of weird and concerning stuff that people just kind of shrug at but right now I’m stuck on how he keeps insisting he’s going to hell

sallyp @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 15h

Fuck off

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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 1d

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

sallyp @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks, Wikipedia, for this extremely charming description of a planarian, and boo to your "citation needed"

Locomotion

When at rest, A. triangulatus rolls itself up and can
appear like a very tiny Swiss roll. When
starts tO
move, it uncurls, at the same time as the circular
muscles beneath the epidermal cells at the anterior
end contract. The paler head-end extends forward,
becoming as thin as the lead in a pencil. During