Allison
@rooflizard.bsky.social
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rooflizard.bsky.social
Today's photo on my parents' Instagram is just so good, like it is insane that my dad can do this

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A photo of sandhill cranes flying across an orange sunset in Bosque del Apache National Wildlife Refuge in New Mexico, from the djaxstudio Instagram account
rooflizard.bsky.social
I have some unkind questions for them about the intersection of "big readers" and "people who are 2025 Louis CK fans" but I'm probably underestimating that tbh
rooflizard.bsky.social
Would love to know what comps the publisher is using and who they think is buying this book
rooflizard.bsky.social
Wowwwww ok this is a good review that gave me new reasons to be mad about this book
rooflizard.bsky.social
I'm wearing high heeled clogs today and they're my favorite heels because they're actually incredibly comfortable and make me sick feet tall but oh my god do I clomp loudly on the stairs in these, I am sneaking up on NOBODY today
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
rooflizard.bsky.social
I bet! I have pretty fine hair and spent years fruitlessly trying Pinterest hair tutorials before I finally conceded only a couple options are available to me
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nemerevermore.bsky.social
even a single well-chosen turn of phrase can rewire your brain if it hits you at the right moment
wiswell.bsky.social
Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.
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rooflizard.bsky.social
The rise of AI and the rise of other scammy stuff feel so related to me. "Comment TIRED and I'll send you my free ebook about the evils of seed oils" and "I just ask ChatGPT" are part of the same structural problem imo
rooflizard.bsky.social
I have to remind myself all these women have extensions whenever I'm like, why doesn't my hair look like that 😭
rooflizard.bsky.social
The rise of AI and the rise of other scammy stuff feel so related to me. "Comment TIRED and I'll send you my free ebook about the evils of seed oils" and "I just ask ChatGPT" are part of the same structural problem imo
rooflizard.bsky.social
I HAVE bangs, have had bangs most of my life, and I am still susceptible to seeing New Girl and somehow feeling I should have like, more bangs
rooflizard.bsky.social
Also we have never truly taught media literacy in this country and so the skill of evaluating "is this website legit" is something either you have some aptitude for or you're a big enough nerd to seek info on this topic or you... probably don't learn much of it
rooflizard.bsky.social
This is correct, and for people under a certain age threshold, they have never KNOWN the Internet we did, where finding good results fairly quickly was even possible. I get why they think this is the solution, even though it obviously is not
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evilcleverdog.bsky.social
Using ChatGPT
edithcharles.bsky.social
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
rooflizard.bsky.social
I have my mom's hand-me-down Bean boots from the 80s and I have not yet completely conceded they're half a size too small 😭
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rincewind.run
I don’t care if it’s Dan Brown airport garbage or unhinged omegaverse fanfiction on AO3, if it gets you reading it’s doing you more good than harm
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rincewind.run
it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
rooflizard.bsky.social
Clicked on an ad for an excellent pair of cowboy boots on Instagram and now the algorithm keeps showing me more excellent cowboy boots but I can't afford new boots right now 🤠😭
rooflizard.bsky.social
I am a superfan, glad to have an excuse to spread the good word
rooflizard.bsky.social
I agree but I think a lot of people keep believing it'll be different this time (I'm susceptible myself!)
rooflizard.bsky.social
The odds books two and three in a trilogy will be anywhere near as good as book one are very low
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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laprofmme.bsky.social
Courtesy of colleagues at Penn
A variation on Benjamin Franklin’s 1754 engraving in the Pennsylvania Gazette, published in Philadelphia, in an effort to foster cooperation among the various colonies against the tyrant king of Britain, with the American colonies replaced by the nine universities selected for special collaboration opportunities