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Miriam Posner @miriamposner.com · May 29

This is really the perfect use of generative AI: to create a report whose purpose is solely to exist as A Report, which no one is supposed to read because no one involved in its creation even pretends to have the slightest genuine interest in the actual facts at issue.

Sarah Todd @sarah-todd.bsky.social · May 29

Seven of the sources cited in MAHA commission's report do not exist:

“The paper cited is not a real paper that I or my colleagues were involved with," says one researcher.

www.notus.org/health-scien...

The MAHA Report Cites Studies That Don’t Exist

The Trump administration’s “Make America Healthy Again” report misinterprets some studies and cites others that don’t exist, according to the listed authors.

www.notus.org

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · May 22

Scientifically speaking, Miller High Life is one of very few physical fluids that make you want to go back and fight your old gym teacher

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · May 7

It's so funny the gov gave us IDs that aren't good enough. "Hey great job on that driving test here's your ID but be careful it sucks and it doesn't work, congrats though"

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Mar 18

I am super allergic to cats and also cats are obsessed with me which I think is some sort of ancient greek mythological curse

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Mar 12

I love that like 5000 years ago someone invented beer and was like hey guys this old bread water makes you fucking shred at karaoke

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · Mar 8

alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we’ll play some baseball

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onion person @junlper.beer · Mar 10

putting live tesla stock updates on the TV and watching it go up and down with the homies like it’s the superbowl

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Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · Mar 10

the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Mar 10

Notice how whenever they "curb antisemitism" by making an example of people, it's always university protesters who don't say anything regarding Jews or Judaism and it's never grown packs of white men marching the streets with swastikas.

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Feb 10

[watching the super bowl two weeks after the Eagles never responded to the letter I sent them about how good I would be on the team]

Me: I would have caught that

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · Feb 4

I can't tell you how many people told me it was impossible for Joe Biden to remove one guy running the post office

CNN @cnn.com · Feb 4

The Trump administration has begun drafting an executive order that would kick off the process of eliminating the Department of Education, two sources say.

Trump administration drafting executive order to initiate Department of Education’s elimination | CNN Politics

The Trump administration has begun drafting an executive order that would kick off the process of eliminating the Department of Education, the latest move by President Donald Trump to swiftly carry ou...

www.cnn.com

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Feb 5

I bet there are so many congress members like "oh man this is going to be great for my next donor solicitation email"

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Feb 5

Dem senators are like "this administration is dismantling our democracy. They must be stopped." and then when they're asked to confirm The Duke of Fascism to Secretary of State they're like "oh yeah for sure"

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Jan 19

president trump please save digg dot com

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Jan 19

I hate that TikTok got banned, my partner keeps making me do all the dances now

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Jan 10

They're banning TikTok bc I made a video where I explained that technically a burrito is ravioli

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Jan 10

On the bright side, at least it can't get any worse. Hold on, I must take a comically voluminous sip of my beverage.

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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · Jan 9

Putting “guy who asked Adam Driver’s character the question in the middle of a Megalopolis screening” on my resume because nobody can fact check it

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Dec 16

When I was 10 the Flintstones vitamin was basically the Limitless pill

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Dec 14

Her: his insta explore is probably all girls in bikinis

My insta explore:

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Dec 14

Sometimes twitter being overrun by weirdo chumps is actually very funny

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · Dec 13

I love remembering that I wrote a draft in the middle of the night

Notes app screenshot that says
“Bee in my bonnet, ratatouille situation”

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · Dec 13

No I wont get up to pee, I’m too cozy. I’ll just lay here awake and think about how badly I have to pee

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Dec 13

"Joking about people you don't like being killed isn't funny. Real humor is voiceover videos of babies, car insurance commercials, and when people *I* don't like are killed"

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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · Dec 13

Jailer: You're gotta rot in here

Me, loves fermentation: Good rot or bad rot?

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