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Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 15h

Ooh, nice...I used to stalk the empty casino floor of the hotel during daylight hours wondering why the pool tables didn't have any pockets.

Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 15h

Stayed there on a family holiday in 1979(?) Didn't know it was one of his!

Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 16h

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WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...

Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 18h

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social Beryl bites back.

Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 20h

This wife talking about her husband becoming radicalised by Farage and those like him really is quite extraordinary in its heartbreaking understatement.

"He absolutely wanted it to be [a terrorist attack]. The grin on his face. He wanted an I-told-you-so."

James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 21h

One of those calls you don’t forget in a hurry…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18h

White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling

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Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 18h

TBH I would have to ask him about Little Lamb Dragonfly.

Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 18h

a man in a white shirt is smiling and dancing on a field .

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 18h

"I could smell the Onions and Mustard."

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Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 18h

And if not...
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Fanfare

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My Before and After - Cotton Mather

Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 18h

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Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 18h

You'll like this one I reckon

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 19h

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Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 18h

You only got 5 tackles in no man's land.

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Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 20h

I mean if I approached Sir Paul in Soho Square and asked him about Magneto and Titanium man from Venus and Mars rather than say, a Day in the Life, I would hope that he would react appropriately.

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Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 21h

'As many people ask about Wings as The Beatles' says McCartney - BBC News share.google/92eWiS3z1mQ3...

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Kenny Everett: DIY with Reg Prescott

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21h

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/

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Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 22h

We need all our fast bowlers fit and firing. This is the physio.
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Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 22h

Carry On Dick.

Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 23h

He's probably 25% Plantagenet. At least.

Horizontalsrich @richienb.bsky.social · 23h