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Tequila_tears

@receiptsandregrets.bsky.social

660 followers 650 following 160 posts

Mom. Liability. Your boss’s favorite. Raised in red flags. Speaks fluent silence. Wanna meet the real me? Scroll carefully. ☠️💟

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 16d

spilled coffee on the invoice file again.
called it “a symbolic cleansing of corporate sin.”
tara didn’t laugh. figures.
#brandistruth #accountingerrors

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 16d

ben says i “make him feel bad.”
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse

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Animals Hilarious Moments @ahmbrand213.bsky.social · Sep 15

When You Have Bad Kids

#cats #family #badkids #thinking #selfthought #lifechoices #trending #following #viral #fyp #worldwide #AHMBrand

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 16d

ben says i “make him feel bad.”
no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate.
#brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse

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@Joust_A_Minute @joustaminute.bsky.social · 16d

TOPTIP: Make yourself seem mysterious and exciting by always asking the people you’re visiting “Is there a back way out of here?”.

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 17d

i’m not “starting drama.”
i’m responding to it in a way that’s aesthetically devastating.
#brandistruth #staytunedforthedrama

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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 17d

#horrorsky #annabellecreation

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Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 17d

Having a posh accent is not the same as being clever! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

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Michelle likes democracy. @democracymichelle.bsky.social · 17d

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Bessent blast China's rare earths curbs, urge Beijing not to implement them

Top U.S. officials on Wednesday blasted China's major expansion of rare earth export controls as a threat to global supply chains, but said Beijing could still change course and avoid steps by Washing...

www.thestandard.com.hk

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17d

That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 17d

when your boyfriend saw them knock and chose not to get the package for you #ben

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Jamie Lynn Kitten @jamielynnkitten.bsky.social · 18d

Love when USPS leaves "no authorized recipient" notices for packages, when I was home the whole time and they just didn't bother to ring my buzzer or knock on the door. 🙃

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 17d

imagine starting a fight with me before i’ve even finished my coffee.
i swear men wake up and choose projection.
#brandistruth #drunkmom

Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 17d

#standbymyman

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 17d

he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate.
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 17d

he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate.
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex

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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 18d

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them"

12 years ago, this kid fell asleep during an event at the White House.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 18d

Good. Even if this doesn’t work, it’s time to go on offense.

www.newsweek.com/jb-pritzker-...

JB Pritzker looking at prosecuting ICE agents in Chicago

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has suggested that state prosecutors might examine the conduct of ICE agents.

www.newsweek.com

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · Sep 16

i don’t lie exactly.
i just audition for every room i walk into.
sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set.

#jeffersonga #drunkmom

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · Sep 16

you want the real me?
she’s in a locked file marked “too much.”
access denied.
#drunkmom #jeffersonga

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 17d

2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now.
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth

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Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 17d

they call me a whore like it’s an insult.
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth

Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 17d

they call me a whore like it’s an insult.
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth

Tequila_tears @receiptsandregrets.bsky.social · 17d

2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now.
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth

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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 18d

#raccoon

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