Would be incredible if Cat deflects suspicion against her by pointing out how awful it would look for the first three banishments all to be black people #CelebrityTraitors
“The worst part of that mission was having to stand next to Kate Garraway”. This is true of many things in life, not just Celebrity Traitors missions. #TheTraitors#TheTraitorsUK#CelebrityTraitors
“How can there not be Tom in this room?” - Jerry when looking at a suspiciously unguarded plate of cheese. #TheTraitorsUK#thetraitors#CelebrityTraitors
“You lost two brilliant faithfuls” - Leave it out, Claudia, all Paloma did was have breakfast and get her dress a bit muddy during the grave digging task. #thetraitors#celebritytraitors
I know people say that the Celebrity Traitors line up is strong but it’s just… not? Maybe it is if you see the Graham Norton Show as appointment viewing, but a load of random actors and Stephen Fry isn’t particularly exciting. #thetraitors#TheTraitorsUK
Lush has a Scooby-Doo tie-in range, and they've really missed the opportunity to have a bath bomb shaped like a ghost which fizzes away to reveal a normal man inside.
Outside my flat there is an empty bottle of Echo Falls and a discarded bra, so someone in the neighbourhood had either a really good night or a really bad one.