On a solo night bus home. I’m sure this will be FINE.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
On a solo night bus home. I’m sure this will be FINE.
My shoes tonight have received multiple compliments, which is very positive as long as you ignore the fact that they are now incredibly painful and I am desperate to be in a position where I can actually take the off.
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My shoes tonight have received multiple compliments, which is very positive as long as you ignore the fact that they are now incredibly painful and I am desperate to be in a position where I can actually take the off.
Touch & Go’s Wpuld You is an absolute banger, even if it could result to some awkward situations if you were singing - well, talking - along to it in a nightclub. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Touch & Go’s Wpuld You is an absolute banger, even if it could result to some awkward situations if you were singing - well, talking - along to it in a nightclub. #totp
The late nineties trend of simultaneously wearing both a skirt and trousers, as rocked by Nina Persson, was a conspiracy by big washing powder to increase the average washload twofold. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The late nineties trend of simultaneously wearing both a skirt and trousers, as rocked by Nina Persson, was a conspiracy by big washing powder to increase the average washload twofold. #totp
In honour of Black Friday, everything I post today will be at least 50% less good than normal.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
In honour of Black Friday, everything I post today will be at least 50% less good than normal.
In the office today so I’m having a grown up snack.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In the office today so I’m having a grown up snack.
“Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Mabyelline” is less an advertising slogan and more the fundamental building blocks of the nature versus nurture argument.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
“Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Mabyelline” is less an advertising slogan and more the fundamental building blocks of the nature versus nurture argument.
If I was trying to make the case that I’m a great lyricist, I wouldn’t evidence this by quoting one of the worst lines from Country House, a song composed almost entirely of worst lines.
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If I was trying to make the case that I’m a great lyricist, I wouldn’t evidence this by quoting one of the worst lines from Country House, a song composed almost entirely of worst lines.
GIG UPDATE: English Teacher. Still sounding immense as they move up to more immense venues, and that voice! What a voice! They can only keep rising and they’ll be English Head of Department before long.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
GIG UPDATE: English Teacher. Still sounding immense as they move up to more immense venues, and that voice! What a voice! They can only keep rising and they’ll be English Head of Department before long.
Off to see English Teacher tonight, so I’m wearing my converse with embroidered flowers all over them as they’re nearly daffodils.
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Off to see English Teacher tonight, so I’m wearing my converse with embroidered flowers all over them as they’re nearly daffodils.
It’s great being a grown up!
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It’s great being a grown up!
Black Box Recorder are back! Hooray!
But on the same day as the Super Furry Animals gig so I can’t go. BOOOO!
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But on the same day as the Super Furry Animals gig so I can’t go. BOOOO!
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November 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Black Box Recorder are back! Hooray!
But on the same day as the Super Furry Animals gig so I can’t go. BOOOO!
lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/bla...
But on the same day as the Super Furry Animals gig so I can’t go. BOOOO!
lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/bla...
This research was mainly carried out by studying Fred Durst during Limp Bizkit’s heyday.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
This research was mainly carried out by studying Fred Durst during Limp Bizkit’s heyday.
Genuinely think this might be the greatest album artwork of all time.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Genuinely think this might be the greatest album artwork of all time.
Thought about getting a ticket for Lily Allen at the O2, but decided I wasn’t willing to spend £80 on a gig that’s likely to be hit by a cease and desist order once David Harbour’s lawyers get into gear.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Thought about getting a ticket for Lily Allen at the O2, but decided I wasn’t willing to spend £80 on a gig that’s likely to be hit by a cease and desist order once David Harbour’s lawyers get into gear.
I mean, Groove Armada will have to bring out Mutya for Song 4 Mutya, right? I would literally riot if they didn’t. And by “literally riot” I mean “complain about it on social media”.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I mean, Groove Armada will have to bring out Mutya for Song 4 Mutya, right? I would literally riot if they didn’t. And by “literally riot” I mean “complain about it on social media”.