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John Robb
@realstirfryguy.bsky.social
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Gregarious line cook. I have many opinions and they are all mine. #Reds fan. Settler on unceded Wolastoqiyik territory. il/He/Him 🤼 🌱🌿📌 #NBBluesky #CanadaSky
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · Apr 16
New word for our times created by @swilua.bsky.social:

Donkwaggle
däŋk waɡ(ə)l
noun, pejorative

a callow, self centered fool unaware of his own idiocy

"The donkwaggle spent 20 minutes explaining crypto currency erroneously."

Especially useful in social media settings. CC: @merriam-webster.com
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · 2h
How did it end up though?
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Linda Dalpé @dalpe.bsky.social · 15h
So many jokes going around all my social media things right now about the prez' neck and what bothers me the most about it? They compare it to a vagina.

People! It looks like a vulva!

A vulva!

Get your anatomy right, please.
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · 14h
Final harvest totals:

Girl Scout Cookies : 415 g, 14 ounces, slightly less than one pound from two plants.

Cinderella 99 : 910g, two pounds from two plants.

Not my best harvest but respectable. Was a great year for cannabis cultivation.
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Julienne Danvers (WE WANT TRAINS!! 🚂) @juliennedanvers.bsky.social · 14h
The Carney #AusterityBudget came to my workplace today. Currently experiencing survivor’s guilt that I survived the layoff.

Thanks Carney!!!!!!
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · 14h
Especially if it is Lucky Charms!
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · 14h
Is it St. Patrick's day?, now with alt-text!
A local data scientist on what you would think was St. Patrick's day in the all green outfit, Lucky Charms T-shirt with Lucky the Leprechaun dancing in magic sparkles in front of his rainbow and some green tie joggers, on a random Wednesday in October. He is at his workspace and looking chill as some VIP's travel thru his workspace. The hands on this hips say, "Let me talk to your manager". The face says, "I have no time for this foolishness."
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · 15h
/cracksknuckles
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · 15h
It is also a confession. He was a boy. Did he say those things? It sounds like he did.
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · 1d
BC 2024?
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Dale Smith @journodale.bsky.social · 1d
The most egregious part of this whole sad affair was that the PMO comms people were emailing us links to his twitter posts all weekend, as if carefully curated posts could somehow replace journalism.
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Dale Smith @journodale.bsky.social · 1d
Statement from the president of the Parliamentary Press Gallery:
Statement from the president of the Parliamentary Press Gallery, on Prime Minister Mark Carney’s trip to Egypt The Parliamentary Press Gallery was not informed in advance of the Prime Minister’s trip to Egypt to participate in the Middle East Peace Ceremony on Oct. 12 - 13. The Gallery is disappointed and dismayed at the exclusion of Canadian media from the event and expresses in no uncertain terms that this must never happen again. It is unprecedented that Canadian media be entirely excluded from a Canadian prime minister’s foreign trip. Our members bring trustworthy and reliable news coverage free from any political interference to Canadians every day and play a critical role in holding government's accountable to the people that elect them. Every government, in a healthy democracy, must show a commitment to freedom of the press. In Canada, that includes respect for the vital role the Gallery and its members play. Any event that erodes access, transparency and accountability is a step in the wrong direction. Mia Rabson President, Parliamentary Press Gallery
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Rob Hoadley @robhoadley.bsky.social · 1d
Bah gawd that’s Tanker Malley’s music!
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election-atlas.ca @electionatlasca.bsky.social · 1d
knowing that both Lane and Joyce are, well, independents for a reason... would an 18-18-2-2 House of Assembly be workable at all?
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election-atlas.ca @electionatlasca.bsky.social · 1d
NTV (who uses CTV's decision desk) declares no party will have a majority.... which is a crazy thing to say when one party is one seat short and only 3 votes behind in said seat.
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · 1d
Are they getting a hung legislature?
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Andrew Inness @roshatheundying.bsky.social · 1d
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · 1d
Squirrel.
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Steven Clark @thefwordnb.bsky.social · 1d
I assume they didn't focus group this.
Also any guesses on what animal it is?
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 1d
If men with guns and masks tried to pull me out of my car, I'd fight back. Courts should reject any claims by the government that this is aggression by the person being detained, resisting arrest, or that they're a flight risk.
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Jada D @thordora.bsky.social · 1d
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · 1d
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
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Ray @raydoesdata.bsky.social · 2d
most obvious strike since air canada
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Vanessa Vander Valk @vanessavanv.bsky.social · 2d
After dinner dog walk report. Sunny and 15 degrees C. Thankful for another year with Sam. She’s a good girl ❤️🐕
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Erin Wraithburn 👻 @erinraeburn.bsky.social · 2d
I think the people I saw being jerks about this were American, but it's a problem on both sides of the border, and it's Indigenous Peoples' Day there today, which made the lack of compassion feel even uglier.
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John Robb @realstirfryguy.bsky.social · 2d
Indigenous folks forced to live in a flood prone, storm prone, unwanted plot of land because colonialism demanded it.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.bsky.social · 2d
Omg

"Wind gusts hit 107 mph in Kusilvak according to the National Weather Service.

These winds also drove dangerous storm surge, pushing feet of water onto land, which triggered major flooding in coastal areas. Water levels in Kipnuk soared to 14.5 feet Sunday"

www.cnn.com/2025/10/13/w...
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