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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 38m

I didn't realise it was a football boot at first, so I thought he'd been hit in the stomach so hard he'd violently shat himself.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 11h

Beano #955, Nov 5, 1960

A footballer kicks his football directly into Biffo's groin, then while Biffo is doubled over in pain launches one of his football cleats off his foot into Biffo's arse.

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FOOTBALLER: Sorry, Biffo!
BIFFO: Ow!

Panel 2
BIFFO (in pain): It's agony!

Panel 3
FOOTBALLER: Oops! Sorry again!
BIFFO: Ooyah!

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1h

Welcome to Thailand

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 15h

The funny thing about the phrase "God I cannot wait until that fucker is dead" is that there's a solid number of people it could be, and if you ask if I mean X person the answer is yes.

But...I think you know who I mean this very second.

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 16h

(this is in the funny observations I haven't quite nailed yet, but will absolutely forget if I don't write it down, so you get the half formed broken bunny brain view)

Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 17h

I've got a boner for socialism.

It's impossible not to, Cialis is right there in the name.

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 23h

Holy fuck. There are a handful of games that hold that distinction for me, but one of them isn't fucking Pokémon!

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 23h

Where's the Mayor? He needs to make a speech at the annual pumpkin festival! He's locked himself in his office because he says he's too nervous to give his speech in front of the whole town? Oh! Bunzo Jones went in 15 minutes ago and the mayor is coming out so much more relaxed now. Thanks BJ Bunny!

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 23h

People are fucking weird about the shit they don't like. My partner worked at a board game shop and there was another guy working there. He would lie to customers who bought packs for a game he didn't like that they had cancelled the game's future releases so there was no point buying packs.

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going to create one of those quantum leap/littlest Hobo series where someone goes from town to town fixing problems for different people, but the solution is always that they just need to cum down my throat.

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

If you aren't looking for help using a guide with an impressively rendered ASCII version of the game logo, what are you doing with your life?

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

My greatest edict is this. If you're writing an incest erotica story, you can't start it at a point where the family members are already fucking. We need it to be origin story time. Think Batman. (although that wouldn't work if your incest sex story is generational.)

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Gothicat @gothicat.bsky.social · 3d

Hi Folks, I'm sorry to keep asking. However, being off sick means I didn't receive as much pay, and we are £272 short for this month's rent.

The following posts will outline ways you can support us.

Subscribe to Twitch/Patreon we appreciate your support

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

They asked me why I was qualified and I told them I was also unemployed

Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

I had to wait for Andrew to lose his heir status. There's a one in one out policy.

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

It was REALLY nice of them to provide a room especially for me.

A picture of myself next to a room sign that says princess and a paper underneath that says zero energy.

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

There has never been a good person who has uttered the phrase "I say what I think, I can't help myself" earnestly. That person is an arsehole and believes they can pass it as an admirable trait and not a monumental flaw.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

Now I'm someone who likes sucking dick, but 13 and a half hours? In a single go? Is it dick sucking crunch season?

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 2d

810 Minutes Of Sucking Off Karen Mifune - BEST

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d

the craziest thing about Social Media Playful Rudeness is that my actual friends don't talk to me that way either, my friends when i was a kid didn't talk to me that way, it's a mystery to me where the tone even comes from as i've only ever seen it in computer replies

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

I have you to thank most of all for this sweetheart *hugs extra tight*

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you to everyone who saw me and chatted with me and cuddled me and more.

To be real, I've been in a pit of depression for a few months and the world has been dark for me. Seeing you all was a needed light. I love my found family more than I can convey.

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

Back home from a lovely and exhausting #DoggyWeekend

I got to be dog, and got to be bunny girl.

Messier hotel selfie in my Judy Hoops cosplay

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

Oh no no no, it's a sex thing, it's a fetish!
That's the thing these people can't get. Yes, there's a sex component, and one can transition to the other easily, but we can also compartmentalize it super fucking easily and we just also accept that, enjoy that, and aren't ashamed of it?

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

Normies are so fucking pathetic. Just seen the comments in a tiktok video of someone who recorded the doggy weekend group photo and they're such full children.

You shouldn't wear leather around children! Umm...why?
They're fucking clothes dude. A dog mask is just a mask.

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

*waves at @callie.latex.toys

Blimpdentity Crisis @ablimpfox.bsky.social · 3d

Let's hug~

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Lewd bunny @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck me, still burning. It feels like I've spent the night in Absolom feasting on whiskey onions and chillis. (A reference for @calliecat.bsky.social @kaijuchomps.bsky.social and probably not too many others who follow me)

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