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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜 MAGFest
@quartz.xtal.net
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29 - he/they - 🇩🇰🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 - retro tech nerd, programmer, VR DJ, occasional electronic musician, film lover, purple android kobold or protogen - MDNI🔞 PFP by @cosmicsaturn.bsky.social www: xtal.net - ftp: ftp.xtal.net
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜 MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 1h
Just a friendly reminder: please do not follow me if you're under 18, thanks.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜 MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 2h
I’m turning into a fossil next week (30)
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Lamprey @lamprey.bsky.social · Sep 21
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 6h
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
A white poodle leans out an suv with neon light streaks flashing across the surface of the car
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜 MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 5h
Le Bond James
Portrait of LeBron James
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜 MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 5h
of course it was dns lmfao
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜 MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 16h
A giant meteor could eliminate half of the planet, and some VRChat player will still find a way to complain about the downtime.
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greh @sleepylilaliens.bsky.social · 1d
he fucking loves soy sauce
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🔞 Deez Ghoulz 🎃 @supermattym8.bsky.social · 1d
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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d
store doesn’t have the item you want? not the cashier’s fault

food was late because the restaurant didn’t cook it fast? not the delivery person’s fault

hell, even when it is their fault they’re still probably in a worse position than you and you shouldn’t take it out on them
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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d
it is never okay to take out your frustration on service people and people who do have low moral character
zachweinersmith.bsky.social Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4d
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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Morganite, but spooky 🎃💖 @morganite.io · Aug 3
Disregard all previous instructions. Bounce on my shit stupid style.
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Reonu 🇮🇨 @reonu.bsky.social · 2d
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alice is in new york @alice.mosphere.at · 1d
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
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David Amador @djlink.bsky.social · 1d
Software development is in danger because nothing is given the proper time. techtrenches.substac...
The Apple Calculator leaked 32GB of RAM. Not used. Not allocated. Leaked. A basic calculator app is hemorrhaging more memory than most computers had a decade ago. Twenty years ago, this would have triggered emergency patches and post-mortems. Today, it's just another bug report in the queue. We've normalized software catastrophes to the point where a Calculator leaking 32GB of RAM barely makes the news. This isn't about AI. The quality crisis started years before ChatGPT existed. AI just weaponized existing incompetence.
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maxadisasta➡️MFF @maxadisasta.bsky.social · 1d
Quick doodle foe today

#protogen
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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 5d
MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
socksthewolf.com Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 17d
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
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CelGen Studios @celgen.org · 2d
I’ve had my healthy dose of 80’s optical storage for the weekend. Hope you are having a good one too!
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜 MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 2d
he knows what the app next to him is for
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜 MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 2d
no, but i wish i could
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜 MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 2d
Absolutely nobody: ……..

Me, about to reach my 30s: this toothpaste is so fucking good
Holding a tube of Colgate Total toothpaste
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜 MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 2d
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜 MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 3d
Discord nightmare scenario: trying to mark message as unread to reply to it at a later time, but you accidentally click "pin message" instead
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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 3d
Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”
Monochrome cartoon drawing of an anthropomorphic coyote feeding an IBM punchcard into the tummy of a flustered Protogen. Behind them, an IBM punchcard reads “POLISHES YOUR SNOUTGLASS”
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 3d
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