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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · Apr 2

Rest in Peace, Doc Holliday.

a man in a cowboy hat and vest is standing in front of a wooden building and saying i 'm your huckleberry

Alt: a man in a cowboy hat and vest is standing in front of a wooden building and saying i 'm your huckleberry

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 2h

All credit to @godberry.bsky.social for that idiotic joke

💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 2h

The Jeffery Epstein Memorial Buffet and Ballroom

Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 3h

The interior mockup made me think of the Shady Maple Smorgasbord, the largest buffet in America.

(In fairness to the smorgasbord, when I went this summer for the first time, not a single person was wearing MAGA clothing. Not one. In Lancaster, PA.)

from whitehouse.gov, mock-up of the Epstein Ballroom interior

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 4h

@godberry.bsky.social was telling me that the kids used to go and get in big fights lol

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 6h

well i think naming a ballroom after your best friend is something to be celebrated tbh

Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 7h

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 8h

I think we are headed to a runoff, so I am voting for Uballez in the hopes that we end up with good choices if there is a runoff

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 8h

youtu.be/1fHIJr0BMAI?...

Dance, Dance, Dance Its a teen thing IV

YouTube video by BootzMan

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 8h

Oh and I totally memory holed it but I think they put some of it on TV every event. There might be clips on YouTube

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 8h

Dance Dance Dance: It's a Teen Thing! was an event the city did in the 90s. Kind of like an all ages rave/dance party. I never went to one lol

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Althea May 🦇🚌🚏 @alymay.bsky.social · 9h

Watching the Albuquerque mayoral debate now www.youtube.com/live/jPkki5X...

2025 Albuquerque Mayoral Roundtable

YouTube video by Albuquerque Journal

www.youtube.com

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Stacey J. Spiehler @stacey.bsky.social · 12h

Does anyone on my skyline do quilting and have a possible turnaround time of Christmas for about 12-15 t-shirts with college logos?

(Please don’t make fun of me if that isn’t possible, I have no idea.)

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 1d

So Graham Platner is the milkshake duck of the day, got it

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 11h

I got glutened yesterday and I don't know if my salad for lunch was poorly labeled or if my dinner was the culprit.

Either way I feel like trash today.

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Tade Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 16h

Allegedly.

Jeez...

Amazon Allegedly Replaced 40% of AWS DevOps With AI Days Before Crash

Should we not rely on one service to support everything?

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 1d

So Graham Platner is the milkshake duck of the day, got it

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 1d

@heinrich.senate.gov what the actual fuck, dude?

Senate Press Gallery @senatepress.bsky.social · 1d

Dems/Ind Senators voting in favor: Coons, Durbin, Fetterman, Hassan, Heinrich, Kaine, Kelly, King (I), Klobuchar, Reed, Schiff, Shaheen, Welch, & Whitehouse.

Senators not voting: Duckworth & Tillis

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 1d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 2d

twitter is making mainstream reporters dumber, and because they're all getting dumber together, none of them can recognize it and they actually think they're getting smarter

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 2d

a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a car with a license plate that says x

Alt: a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a car with a license plate that says x

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 2d

Me: well the blue jays did it
Juan: mmhmm
Me: so it's LA vs Toronto
Juan: where have I seen this before?

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 2d

I never thought I'd be that person, and then I started watching hockey. You learn it all through osmosis or the hive mind or whatever.

💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 2d

Well the one network is Nexstar so we all know they're kissing ass, but I was surprised about the other one, who are usually more moderate

💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 2d

The other one also printed most of the Republican response. It's absolutely batshit.

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 2d

Literally one spent 8 paragraphs on the protest and then devoted another 10 to printing the state Republican response in full. But they're not biased.

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 2d

Two of our three major local news orgs quoted the state Republican party statement at length and used less space on quotes or details from the actual protesters. I have not seen a single one quote the Democratic party. The third wrote a very short article but did get a comment from CD1's rep.

Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 2d

Still appalled at how paltry and terrible the NYT coverage of the protests were and how nobody there feels any responsibility to address the criticism. This was not something that caught them off guard. This was many levels of decisions.

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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 2d

Anyway, rest in peace Harry and Sally. You treated us more like family than my own sister.