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HELL YEAH AFRO CHICK MOVE THAT THICC 🥵🍑

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMfyA3hp/

I know this was used for that Truth Hurts & Rakim song. But what if it was slowed down, then layered with 808 sounds & a blues type guitar on some dirty south (think UGK/8ball & MJG) type shit 🤔

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Big titties 😊

I'll be your big titty goth girlfriend

Someone did not spend enough of his money giving Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito plane rides and it shows

The dress the woman in the video is wearing tho would be perfect for getting her pussy ate.

I fucking LOVE her outfit she showed of the tight white t-shirt & tiny Jorts with the neon orange stilettos.

That's similar to how I imagined a hypothetical girlfriend dressing to pick me up from work while I was still working. Just all possible "check out my legzzzzzz dammit" to flaunt.

The last time I ordered from the local Indian restaurant I had to get my butter chicken medium instead of spicy cuz it suddenly destroyed me last time.

I'm turning into a fucking wimp with age 😫

Getting older sucks but it beats the alternative.

My digestive system needs to make up it's mind whether when I have spicy stuff and cheese I'm going to have either heat runs or constipation.

I can't prepare unless I know!

I remember seeing Whitney Cummings at a Comedy Central roast.

The most I recall of her is she wore a tiny dress & had nice legs. Oh, and that she wasn't funny at all.

Somehow I did not realize that Borneo was not itself a country until a few days ago.

The entire island is taken up by part of Malaysia & Indonesia, followed by the entirety of Brunei.

Woke 2.0 is going to hit like 80s crack

lolllllllll every media outlet in the pentagon press pool told pete hegseth to eat le shit

even fox and newsmax said no! the ONLY sign-on was one america news which is already basically far-right state media

just absolute clown shit

Mine is that the main reason people hate CATCHER IN THE RYE is that their teachers make them read it in highschool without ever connecting the dots for them that Holden Caulfield is a victim of child abuse & rape, so many inexperienced readers end up thinking he's just a whiny asshole.

Imma just say you could pay for GFE with an actual human & not have all your chats later exposed in a lawsuit with OpenAI, in a courtroom through Discovery, and read by your spouse when there is a breach. 🙂

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Oh look, another pretty lady showing off her high end Fuck Me Heels collection 🫠👠

youtu.be/b3BmeBv8YHU?...

sorry hegseth got caught sharing military ops info over signal AGAIN, with his WIFE, and he's blaming LEAKERS????? disgruntled employees at dod? motherfucker RESIGN

If a fly is headed towards your container of Vietnamese beef noodle soup?

Shut the Phô cup!

at this point it would be interesting journalism if someone could locate a Young Republican groupchat that was not full of overt Nazis