no

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

It's not only Cuomo who got trounced here, it is Third Way and Ezra Klein, Bari Weiss, No Labels, David Brooks and Bret Stephens, the Lincoln Project, the whole great hulking mass of horrible politics knowers

Now that New York City is under Sharia Law following Zohran Mamdani's win, it's time to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, white cis males are still allowed to walk the streets in peace. They just have to be kept on leash except for scheduled times in designated park areas.

He has declared war on Trump and made people excited about being New Yorkers. I’m already proud to live here and my god, that was the best NYC pride, don’t fuck with us speech I’ve heard in my lifetime

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

I'm ready to run through a wall

Cuomo gave a fairly graceless concession speech, and Mamdani rips his skin off:

"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo the best in private life. But let tonight be the last time I mention his name."

New York City's now got a mayor-elect who just quoted Eugene V. Debs within the first few words of his very first speech after winning the election

ZOHRAN IS KILLING CUOMO A THIRD TIME

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

It’s cool that Chuck Schumer, Kiersten Gillibrand, and Hakeem Jeffries just proved to every future dem that establishment approval is irrelevant tbh

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

stay tuned

Tonight is many things, but it is among other things, vindication for Lindsey, for being brave and speaking up about Cuomo's abuse towards her and other women.

found him

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?

in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

@schumer.senate.gov you like what you see, bitch?

Alright so we primary Schumer now right?

Andrew Cuomo should be forced to run against Zohran a third time for our amusement

We are going to put Bill Ackman into the Device