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Cornelius LongWay

@prokage.bsky.social

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Hey I'm Wheeler aka Prokage aka Notover9000 aka Pot of Greed Guy Pro Powerscaler 29 Better poster than most #boobblogging - bad anime manga live posting tag

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · Oct 22

Hey I'm wheeler
Very handsome young man
Card game enthusiast
I go to wrestling sometimes
I make funny jokes
Etc etc

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 3h

I know the implication of this post is that we need a rotation but Lowkey this rotation might actually kill standard again

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 3h

The big mtg standard issue besides UB is so clearly the format trying to depower itself some but so many older cards hanging on due to how spaced rotation is

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Keith J Carberry @keithjcarberry.contentburger.biz · Nov 7

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 5h

No one else does it like the kengan guy

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 5h

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 9h

Like if I watch a movie and have not a single real thought during it
That's the worse result to me

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 9h

Lowkey one of the worse things a movie can be to me is a "Easy Watch"

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 11h

The British Minecrafter discourse reigniting every few weeks is so annoying like bro we already know she's on the mrbeast content mill strategy mindset why are we surprised at the low bar interaction captions

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · Aug 15

I get the github complaints but also i feel like this when people complain too much

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 1d

Marge Simpson (now canonically born in 1995 but with a voice like wind through a mausoleum): oh wow, IShowSpeed, the American YouTuber and online streamer

lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 1d

simpsons added a few kids to springfield who are born this century and it makes sense for a lot of reasons but also i cant help but think 'Bart is thirty years older than that other kid'

still from The Simpsons Season 37 Episode 2 - two yellow kids are in a server room. one (kid with blue hair buzzed on the sides and wearing an orange and black cardigan) has a blank, surprised expression, and the other (the famous bart simpson) looks at him with mild contempt

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Abram Buehner @abrambuehner.bsky.social · 1d

The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing

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james 🐎🔫 @buffalocia.bsky.social · 22h

It's got to feel awesome to take heavy machinery to the side of the white house

Jonathan Edwards @jonathanreports.bsky.social · 23h

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.

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gray @ working through comms @graysheartart.bsky.social · 20h

drew jacinthe pokemon she is so pretty..

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laura "girl to be protected” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 14h

this looks like counter strike

CobertMTG 🔜 Commandfest Tacoma! @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 16h

This is easily top 10 funniest baseball photos

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Daydream Believer @charmaycry.bsky.social · 16h

When you are young you should actually watch as many dogshit TV series that are 50+ episodes long as you can. Because when you're an adult it becomes harder to do

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 15h

tonally and for what they end up/are trying to do it makes sense but also THE VOICE WORK IS RIGHT THERE

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 15h

time stranger doing the "silent protag with companion that expains everything to you" thing is so funny to me because like if you swap model gender its the opposite character saying those thing

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 15h

boxd.it/briemH
tldr; not dumb enough

A ★★ review of Lady in the Water (2006)

Of all the M. Night Movie's ive watched and experiences, for better and for worse, this is the one that feels the most like a Real Movie you would watch outside of his context. The progression, the bu...

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 15h

Lady In The Water (2006)

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 16h

like give it like 10-15 more minutes and it'd be like a real movie you'd see people talk about and mention casually
its so odd seeing that in an m. night work like its too normal maybe even

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 16h

its fucked up how this movie feels more like a Real Movie than any other M Night Movie but also so weird

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 16h

more starstruck by these two in here than anyone else

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 16h

this lamp is fucking me up because we had this one

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 16h

thought this was The Pest

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 17h

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