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Cornelius LongWay

@prokage.bsky.social

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Hey I'm Wheeler aka Prokage aka Notover9000 aka Pot of Greed Guy Pro Powerscaler 29 Better poster than most #boobblogging - bad anime manga live posting tag

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · Oct 22

Hey I'm wheeler
Very handsome young man
Card game enthusiast
I go to wrestling sometimes
I make funny jokes
Etc etc

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📼🦌🎃 TRICK OR BLEAT @vhsdragoness.bsky.social · 2d

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 11h

they should make those "[Song] but the beat is [Other Song]" Videos illegal tbh

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 13h

"Girls that wear hoodies>>>>>" type posts

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 13h

I use tiktok as an adjective a lot to describe that way of showing attraction to blanket features completely divorced from personality

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · Aug 19

Images with an evil evil energy to me

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 15h

Need that Lashley/Hobbs Meat-off

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 15h

"Any gifs of the movie HIM?"
"3 different reader x Cameron Cade fics"
"Not what I wanted"

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 16h

I've learned recently that theres so much xReader fanfiction being made actively on tumblr dot Com

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 15h

My moment of kindness is that I think a lot of people are overhating the pokemon game to also like validate not wanting to spend 620 dollars to get it
Which is fair on its own you dont need to panic post about how its the worse game ever

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 15h

It makes sense but looking up stuff for recent movies and seeing like 10 fics for every 2 gifs is crazy

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 16h

I've learned recently that theres so much xReader fanfiction being made actively on tumblr dot Com

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Marie @stickymaelk.bsky.social · 20h

#farcille

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 16h

Thought jack doherty was the twitter owner guy but its a small child streamer who loves saying slurs

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 16h

I killed someone at twitchcon and they gave me a month long site wide ban :/

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 19h

Update this is gone so im assuming someone really wanted The Shark

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 1d

He's not a Shark hes a man

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 19h

Update this is gone so im assuming someone really wanted The Shark

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 1d

He's not a Shark hes a man

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 19h

I love people probing the concepts of a race existing just to be villains to murder and someone pulls a quote like this

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blunderball @blunderball.bsky.social · 23h

Also a giant Hello Kitty teddy.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 1d

This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.

sumo wrestler is handed a giant bottle of soy sauce

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Pat Stares At Clown World @patstaresat.bsky.social · 22h

Digimon seems pretty cool I guess

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 22h

Scarvio models being so exposed now compared to the ZA models you can see that they really were trying to lean more towards realism than the regular pokemon style

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 1d

i said savers was the 5ds of digimon but it might actually be frontiers tbh judging by chatters in pat's stream

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna watch the main after I make food probably and im prepared to feel disappointed

Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 1d

Seeing comments like "no one wants to fight a ton of random nothing trainers for this mechanic" and like that sounds great if you are someone that like actually enjoys playing the game

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 1d

I think im realizing that a good amount of the pokemon audience do not enjoy like just playing the game which is like fine but then why are you buying it

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Cornelius LongWay @prokage.bsky.social · 1d

Ah the kris/mone full gear build is so they can stick to booking two women's stories at a time while the tag tournament happens