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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️

@probablyacryptid.bsky.social

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36, trans, physically and mentally ill. Still wearing masks Single but still married NOT dating Keybard author he/him Discord: (mutuals only, DM me) Ko-fi books/music: https://ko-fi.com/orpheusandeli/shop Get something free on me 💚

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · Jul 18

Beloveds, please remember: even when the world is on fire, your garden hose of compassion and care DOES make a difference, however so humble

Try to stay hydrated. Take the meds and do the things that help you. Eat a food. Try to get outside for about 5 minutes if you can

You are NOT failing

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 4h

The ones I've written or the ones I'm writing

Written: childhood, wet pine, old blood, fresh death, 2020 CE, a school room, mountain wind, brimstone, cloves and lemon, and PTSD

Writing: sea brine, magic and rain, endless ages of the earth, and time beyond memory reaching into the future

L. D. Lewis, Peach Jolly Rancher 🍬 @ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app · 7h

What would *your* book smell like if you engaged in a mega weirdo scented pages promotional campaign?

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 4h

Am I cool kids? Parts of it grow past my ear

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 4h

I am loved

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 4h

I like making soup and even eating soup sometimes

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 8h

Well, I just had like half my large bones decide to change position, so I'm very ouchy right this second

But also I managed to get chicken soup at the stage where you can lay down for 1 to 7 hours and it doesn't matter much

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 10h

Hiiiiiii Jermy!! How are you, gorgeous critter?

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 10h

Making chicken soup. Roasted some chicken thighs in the oven, took meat off bones, added drippings from pan plus bones and vegetables and various herbs to pot, added store chicken broth and water. Gonna let it simmer a bit then remove the bones and add different stuff

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 18h

Given I may or may not have MCAS I think I'm doomed

Of course, I already was, we all are, but overdose is an unexpected twist

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 19h

MANY ARE UPSET THAT I THINK MY REELECTION IS LOCKED UP

lonevoice.bsky.social @lonevoice.bsky.social · 20h

Why @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, @chucktingle.bsky.social et al won't is clear: they THINK their reelection is locked up. They know the Americans who care don't have another option. And the second level leadership in the party is doing what they did with Biden: pretending nothing is wrong!

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19h

Honestly I'd vote for ya but I prefer you writing scary books and silly pounded in the butt stories

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 1d

I think I should be in the wet disassociation chamber for a lil bit

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 1d

Jeremy, I am simultaneously so exhausted I wanna die and feeling a lot better

So, y'know

Whatever that is

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 1d

Me too. It's so not my forte 😭

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 1d

GOOD

But I get it, I'm fucking horrible at resting

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 1d

If you don't know this one yet?

You're welcome

The Big Push - Sympathy For The Devil (Live at The Brighton Dome)

YouTube video by The Big Push

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 1d

Bad Crow, no cleaning when Covid! I hereby sentence you to being in your nest with tea

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently I had a nightmare, which is why I woke up at like 4 am

Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 1d

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 1d

"Consent is important in all things, even kidnappings!" might be the most bizarre things I've said, taken out of context

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 1d

That's the obvious one! But some of the things they like quoting, like turn the other cheek? Had MAJOR implications back in his time to the effect of our modern day protests

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 2d

Somehow the idea that this man, half god or not, was crucified for being A Problem for the Romans juuuust doesn't sink into these people's heads

He wasn't great at that whole blind obedience thing and in fact spoke against it in several passages

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 2d

I'm going to bed soon and fuck I wanted to do that like three hours ago

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 2d

You're a silly and that's why we are friends

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 2d

I think that's part of your charm, honestly

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 2d

I'm a pretty good tooter 🤣

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 2d

I get to have it when I yeet my uterus, I'm pretty sure

Totes looking forward to all the farting 😂

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