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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 7h

company making fun of the fact that my exercise routine is directly related to my mental health

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 7h

you never know when you might have to unexpectedly fuck one of the donuts at Dunkie's

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 7h

chilly night, borscht recipe. grecipe

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 8h

i tried to bridge the difference by going through the book and writing "(played by the ever-charming Johnny Depp)" after each "Mortdecai"

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 9h

yeah i recall loving the first one, being disappointed by the second, and the third killed off any remaining interest I had

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 9h

Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972) is a charming little pseudo-Wodehousian crime romp about a vile little asshole and I will never ever ever be able to recommend it to anyone any more, because they adapted it into Mortdecai (2015)

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 17h

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 11h

by the power vested in me.. these eight rolls of paper towels.. are now twenty rolls

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 11h

the last time i went to the dentist, years ago, was a deep clean in exchange for a closet remodel!

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 12h

"look, i could do a better job than this even if i was drunk as a sailor. so let's start discussing what kind of controlled substances you can offer me while i fix this"

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 13h

i went to the dentist earlier and their office had what i believe is the single worst flooring job I've ever seen at a business

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

i have to assume that was her stage name at the time

Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

joss whedon cracking open a specialty thesaurus titled More Epithets Specifically For Women

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

the strangled glottal gasping undertone to the monologue suggests there's some Cenobite Shit happening up there

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 1d

eldest is starting a book

Chapter1 part1

It was a normal day for 15 year old Malla Pezi. After a long day of tests ,boxing, and homework, Malla looked out the window and she saw the Blood moon. "Oh no" said Malla under her breath. "Oh no no no no no no no no" Malla knew that her time as a human had come to an end.

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

i had no idea this was the case for two married friends of mine, until like two years into knowing them, and i asked how they'd first met. i was like "damn! how about that! she actually did really like you"

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

"boob scooting" is the modt beautiful phrase in the English language

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

faceless baby from Peter Blegvad's Leviathan

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

dracula mad at me

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 4d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

Hanging Out Theory vindicated imo
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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · Jan 10

the fundamental problem of civilization is that humanity's highest calling is Hanging Out With Friends, but a small minority of humans are maniacally driven to control everyone else because no one wants to hang out with them

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

i dont remember a surprising amount of my life. yesterday a friend mentioned a burlesque act he saw in like 2009 and i slowly started to think i might've been there. he said "yeah, you were there" and then i remembered that in fact i constructed a fake muppet-style ass for a lady in that show

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Kelly Bluebook @cheatlines.co · Jul 18

you know what some of these fashy tech guys never had? a friend who was a chronic underachiever but was also really cool and funny and maybe a little mean. and it shows

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

beef and no, we're going store brand sour cream. what i lack in eurofanciness i make up for in MSG

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

announced to my family that I'm makin borscht tomorrow. time to Get Hearty

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 1d

came home from the grocery to find the four-year-old had littered the kitchen floor with his repeated attempts to draw a squirrel. real tortured artist hours

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