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Gregormortis
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Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him) Profile art by Sara McHenry.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · Jun 19
They should invent a time that is precedented.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 1h
When another owl has a balloon
A photo of an owl swooping by the camera but it's head is turned and zeroed in on the camera
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 38m
Absolute fucking jumpscare here.
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3h
One 24-hr period
'I love Hitler': Leaked messages expose Young Republicans' racist chat₽ Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape. Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor's office. Border Patrol posts reel featuring Michael Jackson lyrics with antisemitic slur Avery Lotz
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 4h
It's important to include opposing viewpoints*

*on this issue and only this issue
Image of change.org petition titled "Get John Noble to apologize for the tomato scene. Text reads "The Issue You’ve seen Lord of the Rings. You’ve seen Return of the King. You know the tomato scene. You know the one I’m talking about. John Noble had EVERY chance not to eat the tomato like that but still did it. All we want is a public apology. That’s ALL we need to get on with our lives after these years of torment." below a picture of John Noble as Denethor eating a tomato. The petition is closed, it had 608 supporters. Screenshot of change.org petiition titled "To NOT have John Noble apologize for eating the tomato that way" above an image of John Noble as Denethor biting into a tomato all gushily. Text reads "John Noble is an actor, he was a great Denethor. If he made you feel something he was doing his job. Artistic expression mustn’t be diminished even if it is horrifying." It has seven signatures.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 4h
Glad to have you here!
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 5h
Oh we live in hell, hope this helps.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 13h
🎃 October 15 🎃
Urban cowboy
Large tortoise wearing jorts and a tiny black cowboy hat
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 6h
Yeah, Elon reinstated some Nazis who doxxed left wing accounts like hours after they'd been banned.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 6h
Top 5 Wackiest Anime Betrayals
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 6h
They're really telling on themselves these days.
Meme image of Homer's bulletin board that usually reads DO IT FOR HER where the images of Maggie have been replaced with the image in OP of an American flag with a swastika among its bars. It now says DO IT FOR HITLER.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 6h
Every headline about GOP staff and politicians paints a pretty clear picture of their values and beliefs.
Meme image of Homer's DO IT FOR HER board where the photos of Maggie have been replaced by the altered American flag with a swastika among its bars and HER has been replaced with HITLER.
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Kate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 8h
This article does a good job at showing ways to recognize coded imagery and language used by fascists if you don’t spend much time looking at it.
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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 9h
protesting genocide: we need to purge antisemitism from college campuses

praising hitler and gas chambers: boys will be boys, cancel culture is out of control
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 12h
Fascinating. Politico notes that when notified of the texts, many state-level Republicans fired or condemned these cretins. Now Vance emerges to excuse the racism, and calls the reaction to it "pearl clutching."

He seems determined to purge the party of its last enclaves of decency.
‘College Group Chat’: JD Vance Dismisses ‘Pearl Clutching’ Over Young Republicans Leak to Attack Jay Jones
Liberals hit back at Vance's blunt dismissal of racist, antisemitic and misogynistic messages leaked from a Young Republicans group chat.
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nebraska bones @rlstineofficial.bsky.social · 12h
don’t forget to send those emails today!
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Douglas County (NE) Democratic Party @nebdouglasdems.bsky.social · 2d
Join on Wednesday, Oct. 15th:
⏰ Hour of Action, 12-1PM; Public Comment, 1-4PM
📍 301 Centennial Mall S, Lincoln, Ne 68508
📧 Can’t attend? Submit comment for official record by emailing the Commission by Oct. 15th at 5pm: [email protected]
ℹ️ nebraskamarijuana.org

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Poster for a public hearing on medical cannabis rules & regulations. The background shows black & white raised fists. The top right corner has a green and yellow circular logo with a medical cross, state outline & text “NEBRASKANS FOR MEDICAL MARIJUANA.” Main text reads: MEDICAL CANNABIS RULES & REGULATIONS PUBLIC HEARING Highlighted bullet points include: Stop the rules that violate what 71% of voters passed! Remove the unlawful ban on raw plant, edibles, & vaporized cannabis Increase the number of licenses to allow for real access to cannabis Remove burdens, & restrictions on medical practitioners Details on the right: WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 15TH HOUR OF ACTION 12:00-1:00PM PUBLIC COMMENT 1:00-4:00PM STATE OFFICE BUILDING 301 CENTENNIAL MALL SOUTH LINCOLN, NE 68508 Instructions for public comment: CAN’T ATTEND IN PERSON? Submit comment for the official record by emailing the Commission by Oct. 15th at 5pm: mcc.contact@nebraska.gov Website for more information: nebraskamarijuana.org
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 9h
ICE just arrested a singing giraffe in Portland.
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Robby Roadsteamer @roadsteamer.bsky.social · 11h
🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!

Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 8h
BIG Buster Bluth energy.
Image of Buster Bluth in camo fatigues holding a white seal plush (foreshadowing!) and saying "-THESE ARE MY AWARDS, MOTHER, FROM ARMY"
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 9h
🎶 the venga hearse approaches
the time for grief encroaches
your family, they are crying
because you have been dying 🎶
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 11h
Well at least the people who did that will be imprisoned for a long...oh.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 11h
Stephen Miller played by Andy Serkis in full performance capture suit, just replace him 1-for-1 with the Gollum model.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 22h
The Return of the King title card
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 22h
Really have to question the intelligence of the person placing ICE recruitment ads into Youtube videos of Colbert monologues.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 22h
If I ever move out of the Midwest, I have been replaced by a Doppelgreger.
Image of a carton of Halloween Egg Nog from Hiland. Orange carton with two spooky sassy ghosts on it. Also some bats.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 23h
This is real. Chicago today.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah, that is a tear gas canister being fired toward the retreating couple holding the baby
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 23h
It's been too long.
Image of Gordon Ramsey looking down, subtitle reads delicious finally some good finding out
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 23h
I participated in a spelling bee for grown ups and made it to the final two. I misspelled amphitheater, but then the other finalist had to spell it correctly for the win. They should have to spell a fresh word, not steer around my flaming wreckage at the "ampitheater!"
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