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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· Nov 12
since bluesky doesn’t have a drafts folder i’m just going to write my drafts under this post. nobody look, these aren’t finished yet
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· 7h
i 100% thought those were my cats lmao, they would sleep like that all the time
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Nate Patrin
@natepatrin.bsky.social
· 14h
things bullets say
Ian
@brocktoon.bsky.social
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Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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who the hell is columpus
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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gorillas are proof even vegans can be strong
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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nobody complains about airplane food anymore because boeing killed them all
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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shared a meme with youyou now it’s an usus
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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i blame male loneliness on the invention of 12-ft skeletons. how are we supposed to compete with that
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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now that i can do
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what am i supposed to do with this information
Sharon
@sharonk.bsky.social
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chat it's happening
uk.news.yahoo.com/katy-perry-j...
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau appear to confirm romance - report
After months of rumours, proof seems to be in that Katy Perry is dating former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. The loved-up couple were spotted kissing and cuddling on board Perry's 24-metre y...
uk.news.yahoo.com
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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please explain to me how diane keaton dies at 79 and another 79 yo who lives off mcdonald’s and stares at the sun is doing fine
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· 2d
seeing lots of flags at full staff. seems nobody in my town respects diane keaton
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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i think it’s just captive whales refuse to drink their tank water
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· 2d
capitalizing ice like that is such a tease
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· 2d
going through the trouble of cooking and mashing them is love. whole potatoes would have knocked him out
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· 3d
will the portland frog get milkshake ducked
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· 3d
creating the department of microwaves and wondering why i didn’t win the Safe for Metal Forks Prize
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· 3d
it was a long shot anyway but there’s no way the Gaza ceasefire holds now that trump lost the nobel peace prize
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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it’s going to be awkward when ICE accidentally kidnaps Qatari soldiers
mady castigan✨ 🏳️⚧️
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www.axios.com/2025/10/10/q...
Qatar to build air force facility on U.S. base in Idaho
Laura Loomer and other MAGA figures expressed shock and outrage, but the deal was long in the making.
www.axios.com
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· 3d
they should also do a nobel dipshit prize
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· 3d
for everyone to show up to work on christmas
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· 3d
wake up babe new costco sundae dropped
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
· 4d
had this saved in my phone from somewhere i don’t remember
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