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Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 17h

These m'efers really want to strip every joy that comes with being alive.

TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 3d

A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required

Too burned out to travel? This new app fakes your summer vacation photos for you | TechCrunch

A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required

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Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 1d

The greatest trophy in all of sports has a new number 1!

Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 1d

This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.

sumo wrestler is handed a giant bottle of soy sauce

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 4d

You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 4d

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19d

australian street style, 1973

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5d

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6d

Shut it down folks, we have a winner

limousine-liberal.bsky.social @limousine-liberal.bsky.social · 6d

FAPGPT

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6d

So glad we’re burning down rainforests and drying up lakes to help total losers masturbate in an entirely new way

The Verge @theverge.com · 6d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 6d

Oh damn!!! I'm so sorry!

Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 6d

Damn! Untitled is one of the best music videos of all time.

Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 6d

Oh shit! I hope everything is okay!

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Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 8d

Poster of the world's first feature length film, the story of the Kelly gang from 1906.

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Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 8d

I'm now seeing this meme everywhere! I wish I didn't know what it meant! This is like a bad and dumb episode of the twilight zone!

Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 11d

I bit and read about 6 7. I feel dumber for doing so.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10d

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 11d

Glad to share the misery!

Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 11d

I bit and read about 6 7. I feel dumber for doing so.

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 12d

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13d

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

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Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 14d

AI as the human centipede of content is the perfect analogy!

Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 14d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Jordon Nardino @jnardino.bsky.social · 15d

They are called writers

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15d

we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out

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Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 16d

So what's been happening? I'm just waiting for the F1.

Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 16d

Reece Walsh scoring a try sends the terrible message that drinking from the dunny is good! #NRLGF

Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 16d

If you never want to age follow the Steve Martin program and get your white hair early on!

Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 17d

Watching this again and I think it's better than Goodfellas which was my favourite movie of all time.

Spooky Mulder @pizzaisawesome.bsky.social · 24d

The Super Mario Bros live action movie with Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo should be ahead of citizen Kane in best movies all time lists and Dennis Hopper should've won a best actor Oscar as Koopa!

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