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Jake Janey

@phlogiston1.bsky.social

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Synthetic Organic Chemist. biocatalysis, automation, and data. Leads Research IT at a big biotech in Seaport Boston. Hobbies involve being exhausted by a kindergartner, a large Great Pyrenees, and a Finnish Lapphund puppy #ChemSky #Chemistry #Software

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Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · Nov 26

Intro: Currently leading Research IT at a large BioTech in Boston, Seaport.  
Prior: Process chemist, data sci, catalysis, HTE, and biocatalysis group at BMS and Merck (❤️transaminases). Ph.D. Organic Chemsitry (Harvard, Dave Evans 2003). B.S. Chemistry (UChicago, Rawal 1998) #ChemSky #Chemistry

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Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · 1d

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · 2d

Yes…I had to buy these #HappyLittleTrees #BobRoss

Metal tin of breath mints with a picture of the painter Bob Ross. “Happy little tree mints”

Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · 5d

Ah yes…the scientific method. Start with your conclusion and “make the proof” to fit it

www.jezebel.com/rfk-jr-confi...

RFK Jr. Confirms He Knows Nothing About Female Anatomy in Embarrassing Rant

The HHS Secretary also said he's working to “make the proof” to connect autism, Tylenol, and pregnancy.

www.jezebel.com

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14d

Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later.

harpers.org/archive/1941...

Who Goes Nazi?, by Dorothy Thompson

harpers.org

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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 19d

Well don't I feel stupid

A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star

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Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · 19d

So we have now entered the Stalinist phase of "give me the man, and I will find the crime"

Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · 22d

I found today inspiring and now am going to commit myself to working with a nearby family shelter every week. While I can’t change what is going on nationally, via angry posts, working locally matters.

Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · 22d

Spending today volunteering at Horizons for Homeless Children in Boston along with other Vertexians. An amazing facility and org. Love the week of Service where almost the entire company volunteers their time. horizonschildren.org

Horizons For Homeless Children | Volunteer Opportunities Boston

Horizons a non-profit improving lives of young homeless children - helping families. High-quality early education, play and support services.

horizonschildren.org

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Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · 24d

What!? #CostCo I guess I know where I am going after work tomorrow.

Picture of a box of Japanese style crepe cake

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 24d

You guys, I’m not an economist I didn’t even graduate from college, though I do have an advanced degree (but not a fancy one) and even I know this is not a good sign

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26d

"Some people are saying that it’s free speech only if everyone gets to use it. But I don’t like the way you’re using it. The way you’re using it is hurting my feelings. The way you’re using it is making me worry I won’t get to become president of the United States a few more times."

I Like Free Speech So Much That I’ve Decided It’s Just Mine Now

“President Trump said networks giving him negative coverage may deserve to have their licenses revoked, ramping up threats administration officials...

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Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · 26d

Polka on his 8-track car deck in his Datsun 210

Carlos Estrada @ctothelos77.bsky.social · 27d

What is Dad playing?

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 28d

I’m sure all the standup comedians who have been ranting about censorship the last few years are going to take to the streets any minute now.

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Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · 28d

According to Mike Johnson it’s because he was a super duper secret undercover FBI operative 🤣

Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · 29d

#Chemsky @dereklowe.bsky.social File over pressurized Costco Prosecco under “Things I won’t work with”

Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · Sep 16

Costco considers a recalled wine so dangerous that it has sent a letter to every store member who bought a bottle telling them to immediately throw it away.

Costco’s urgent recall: Get the bottle out of the house, don’t even try to return it

Costco considers a recalled wine so dangerous that it has sent a letter to every store member who bought a bottle telling them to immediately throw it away.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29d

NIH Director’s Pulsing Neck Tumor Announces Cancer Research Cuts

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Petra Levin @redrockcity.bsky.social · Sep 11

So great to see Lucy Shapiro — a scientific hero of mine both for her pioneering work and for her incredible communication skills —honored today www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...

Major Medical Prizes Given to Cell Biology and Cystic Fibrosis Pioneers

www.nytimes.com

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Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · Sep 10

New favorite motivational quote from #Wednesday Adams

Picture of Wednesday Adam’s saying “Trying your best means you're planning on failing and letting me know in advance.”

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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · Sep 8

the journal not only publishes trump's epstein card/confession but provides an analysis to demonstrate its veracity. impressive. [gift link]

Exclusive | A Visual Breakdown of the Trump Birthday Letter to Epstein

We analyze the text and drawing long hidden in the birthday book.

www.wsj.com

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · Sep 6

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · Sep 5

Yeah this is real. Mike Johnson said Trump was an FBI informant in the Epstein case.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · Sep 4

I will never apologize for a post

a drawing of Milhouse from the Simpsons but in the style of the Bauhaus movement captioned

everything's coming up Milhaus

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Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · Sep 5

Congrats. Well deserved!

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Jake Janey @phlogiston1.bsky.social · Sep 4

Hey @massgovernor.bsky.social Do This👇👇👇

Andy Kenney @andyknny.bsky.social · Sep 3

NEW: Colorado Gov. Polis executive order on COVID vaccines. It effectively grants a prescription to whoever wants the vaccine, allowing them to get vaccinated without a doctor visit.

State-regulated health plans would be required to cover the cost. Some employer health plans may not have to.

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Derek Lowe @dereklowe.bsky.social · Sep 3

Crawl harder, Albert. It’s still not going to do you - or anyone else who debases themselves like this - any real good in the end.

STAT @statnews.com · Sep 3

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla defended the development of Covid vaccinations, including Pfizer’s own, suggesting that they should have won President Trump a Nobel Peace Prize. www.statnews.com/2025/09/03/p...

Pfizer’s CEO defends Covid vaccines, suggests Trump may deserve a Nobel Peace Prize

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla defended the development of Covid vaccines and suggested President Trump may deserve a Nobel Peace Prize because of Operation Warp Speed.

www.statnews.com

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