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P.G. Wodelouse 💀

@pgwodelouse.bsky.social

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Writer of (generally) supernatural short fiction. Words in The Horror Tree, Cranked Anvil, Paragraph Planet, Free Flash Fiction, The Erozine, Thrilling Cold Stories and SciFanSat. Also wrote illustrated children’s book Sarah the Spectacular Squirrel

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 5m

A banger

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 10m

Happy birthday

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 1h

"tell me something wild you think about books"

*a bold truth teller stands up and says the same thing we've all heard a thousand times before, but somehow more boring now than it was six months ago*

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 35m

I’d have attached the bell to my head and carried the muffin tray with both hands, but each to their own

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 3h

Hey, let’s all put on our human skin suits and go dancing

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 20h

I’m big into horror* but it really is a case of each to their own when it comes to enjoying film/art/music/theatre. I generally switch off films where everything seems to happen at a million miles per hour e.g. Baby Driver, Taxi and so forth

*not gratuitous gore or se*ual violence, though

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 21h

Bloody hooligan!

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Blimey O'Reilly @porterfield64.bsky.social · 21h

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 22h

Post you from a different era

10/11yo me kicking a football around at the front of our haunted house. I’m wearing white trainers, dark blue jeans and a green jacket over an England ruby jersey. You can’t see them in this pic but there was usually a flock of Jacob’s sheep in the field behind me

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John Hodson @mgcroadster.bsky.social · 23h

My 'phone reminds me that it's 10 years since I celebrated getting the Criterion BD of DON'T LOOK NOW, by getting my daughter & grandson to imitate a psychotic demon dwarf serial killer. Ah, such fun... 🤔

Don't Look Now on the TV daughter and grandson imitating the killer of the film

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

Came here to say this

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Matthew Parkinson-Bennett @matthewpb.bsky.social · 1d

Returns from a chain bookshop have reduced our sales to a minus figure in the most important sales month of the year.

Please support independent bookshops this Christmas.

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

Ice are ghouls

Sara Foss @sarafoss.bsky.social · 1d

"I’ve never done a bond or a habeas for a kid this young, ever.
This is the youngest."

13-year-old boy arrested by ICE and sent to a juvenile facility 500 miles away. He’s sleeping on concrete with an aluminum sheet as a blanket.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...

Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility - The Boston Globe

The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested.

www.bostonglobe.com

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 1d

Ri rown't row.

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Luke Herring @lhjh.bsky.social · 1d

'Don't eat the couch!'

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Jamie @vanjpes.bsky.social · 1d

Nailed the entire premise, expert analysis

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

My 11yo daughter very earnestly asked me ‘Is the reason Shaggy can understand Scooby-Doo because he’s high? And is that why Shaggy’s so hungry the whole time?’ and I’m like ‘How and why do you know what high means?’ and also ‘Actually, those are bloody good questions’ 🤔

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 1d

What makes you proud to be British? For me, this is right up there.

A one-star review from a Texan tourist visiting Liverpool:

freddytexan (16 reviews)
“My wife and I visted Liverpool for our 30th wedding anniversary from Texas. Our evening was ruined when a man dressed as an adult baby called my wife a "Mad yank slut" because she'd never heard of a band called Steps.”

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Reel Obscure Podcast @reelobscurepod.bsky.social · 1d

I'm laid up with gout and feeling miserable. Please give my podcast a pity listen. 😆

Reel Obscure Podcast @reelobscurepod.bsky.social · 2d

A sex-powered samurai spirit stalks rural Wisconsin in the utterly insane BLOODBEAT! Listen to me fight off a throat infection as I talk about random pipes, Scooby Doo and powdered orange drink in this week's REEL OBSCURE.

Available on Spotify, iHeart, Apple Podcasts & more:

reelobscurepod.com

REEL OBSCURE

The podcast that delves deep into the video vault to shine a spotlight on cult classics and forgotten film.

reelobscurepod.com

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

Simon Nicol sends email asking you to verify a few expenses that look a little out of the ordinary

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

We believe you

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry but Turner & Hooch is solid gold cinema

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

Goodness me

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

What a set of pillocks

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