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Bill Hayden

@billhayden65.bsky.social

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KGB spy, cosmonaut, inventor of the smell cancelling nosephones, extreme liar. Call your own Ishmael!

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 2h

Oh that's fantastic!

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 2h

(I thought Alaska was the biggest state)

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 3h

I'm shocked at the guising thing!

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 3h

I've been drinking it like I'm trying to use it up. I just went back onto it over the last couple of weeks.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 3h

We've already got that. We don't have "Polis" though.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 3h

There's a section about probic vents?

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 3h

Can you fold into a padlock?
youtu.be/lHlOXOb3vwQ?...

Mitchell and Webb - Padlockeygami

YouTube video by Robert Larsen

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 3h

I'm hoping one day we'll be able to adopt the Swedish spelling of police.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 3h

I'll be far too sore to go on a journey of revenge if I do that!

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 4h

It's true. You don't see republicans treating politics like a game of tee-ball.

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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 1d

On my way home I find myself briefly behind a woman with the same hair, way of dressing, shape and even walk of someone I loved hugely who died a long time ago. She crosses the street and I wish we were going the same way to give me more time in a world where I have not lost her.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 4h

When I was about seventeen I followed (at a distance) a man who appeared to be my grandfather. My grandfather would have been dead ten years at that point.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 6h

Oh I haven't spoken to Martin Hendry in for ever! How's he doing?!

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 6h

And this, reader, is how I found out that I was older than the Astronomer Royal, and older than JCM ever got!

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 6h

Is it? I should pay closer attention. Time to get the Edwin Morgan out!

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 6h

Will my higher count, or should I pack? And if so, will Spain let me in?

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 9h

Seems extreme. Good luck.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 9h

I had an American girlfriend for about ten years. Her mother had "seasonal" everything. She had themed bedding, towels, decor of all kinds, that got changed every month or so, whether it was for Halloween or valentine's day etc etc etc. She had a storage unit for it all.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 9h

Small print, eh?

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 10h

So it isn't anything to do with African elephants?

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 10h

At no point in the live action version does David Mitchell develop a set of rotor blades. I was deeply disappointed.

Maybe in the next series?

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 10h

Someone should suggest it to them.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 11h

Ludwig! It's better than the live action one with David Mitchell.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 1d

I hate ventriloquist acts.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 1d

I like your earrings.