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A Quiet Person

@peopleamiright.bsky.social

3.1K followers 860 following 2.1K posts

“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here” - carved on the base of the Statue of Liberty, probably “No amount of evidence will persuade an idiot” -Mark Twain

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A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · Dec 25

Sorry, thought this was as the Better Help chat

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 16h

Financial planner: what are your savings goals?
Me: *shows them this skeet*

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 1d

Never let them see that you’re having a nervous breakdown

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 2d

POW!

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 3d

In interview: Yes, here are diagnosis or as I like to call them my “strengths”

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 3d

I still do the hip thrusts to confuse

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 3d

When people say “hey you’re a machine” or the like for how much I work I just tell them “it’s all in the anxiety” like Chubbs saying it’s all in the hips from Happy Gilmore

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 5d

I need this

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 5d

a cat is sitting on a chair in a living room next to a couch

ALT: a cat is sitting on a chair in a living room next to a couch

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A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 5d

Runs wish

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 5d

Ominous

Kitty cat in the shadows watching me, just seeing what I’m up to or possibly plotting my murder. Who knows?!?

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 6d

Mr Rogers was probably a really generous lover

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 6d

Ask for Fantasic 4 movies while you’re at it please

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 6d

😂😂😂😂😂

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 6d

Come on it’s easy. I give you one serotonin and in return you give me one serotonin.
Stop making it complicated

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 7d

EVERYONE: come to Mastodon, it's so easy and fun now!

ME:

a post it that berger used to break up w/ carrie in sex and the city that says "i'm sorry i can't don't hate me"

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 9d

Happy Birthday

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 9d

You’re a “content creator?” Well, today I was a “grocery shopper” but you don’t see me adding it to my bio

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 10d

Beans

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 10d

Wait guys, we aren’t moving again right? We’re not doing this again, guys?

Leave me behind. I’m too old to learn another thing.

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 11d

a close up of a man 's face with a gifbin.com watermark

Alt: It’s the Star Trek meme where they are agreeing

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A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 11d

Do they make these?!?

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 11d

I should build a human sized knitted kitten basket™️

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12d

him: i’m going to send you a sexy selfie
me: why, are you eating soup

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 12d

I'm thought provoking in the sense I'm constantly making you think "what the fuck".

A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 13d

I didn’t know my ex wife was on here