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Human being. Reader. Writer. Translator. Editor. Progressive/Leftist. Atheist. Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala. Husband. Daddy of doggies.
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Rules that never fail:

β€’ if he says that something is bad, it's actually good;
β€’ if he says that something is good, it's actually bad;
β€’ if he says that he's going to do something good, he won't;
β€’ if he says that he's going to do something bad, he absolutely definitely fucking will.
At first, I thought this was commentary about the Steve Bannon interview
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A very bannon way to advocate for things is to make libs preemptively mad at him then point and tell conservatives β€œlook how mad the liberals are, wouldn’t it be great if we did this”
And the price tag will continue to go up as long as the bribβ€” uhhh... "donations" continue to pour in
Ya know, folks, I think we shouldn't be too quick to judge the new Big Beautiful Ballroom; first we need to see where and how they're gonna install the stage and the poles.
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We've constructed the Discourse Nexus from beloved sequel Oh My God Absolutely Do Not Create Another Nexus
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So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole β€œcircumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard
But only after post-regime trials are held in it. Only 𝘡𝘩𝘦𝘯 – after the last verdict is announced – should the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom and Donation Center be razed.
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β€œCan you put two and two together about what’s going on here??”

@saikatforcongress.bsky.social connects the dots for the panel
The full name:

The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom and Donation Center
All they want, at the most fundamental level, is to live in a world where they never have to see – or even think about – anyone who is in any way different from them.

That's really not too much to ask, is it?
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The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
It's a second-order abbreviation among the (exceptionally misogynist, even for them, portion of the) incel community.

female (noun) β€”>
femoid β€”>
foid
Yes, tear it down, but...

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But only after post-regime trials are held in it. Only 𝘡𝘩𝘦𝘯 – after the last verdict is announced – should the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom and Donation Center be razed.
But only after post-regime trials are held in it. Only 𝘡𝘩𝘦𝘯 – after the last verdict is announced – should the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom and Donation Center be razed.
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Trump's White House renovation gets at least thousand times more media coverage than his presidential directive targeting "anti-Christianity" as terrorism πŸ‘
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I’d like to report that the White House looks like a war zone. Rubble everywhere. Time to send in the National Guard to restore order
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Canadian here.
It looks worse now than when we torched it in 1814.
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When Rand Paul is the voice of reason-- at the moment-- in your party, your party is a dumpster fire with Nazi tattoos