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Computer guy doin life things 651 ♊️-> 906 🦌-> 989 🏔️-> 407 🎢-> 352 🐊 Some things I like and do: 🎥🏈🏒🏁🔫🎧🚗💻 DM me on Telegram: https://t.me/patchhes I’m also on Signal! @patchcat.906

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patchcat @patchcat.social · Aug 4

Max: pandemic buddy, road warrior, lover of human food, best friend. Until next time.

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 6h

007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other

blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones

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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · Jun 29

linkin_park_jayz_numb_encore.mp3

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 20h

I'm not!

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Howl . ⋆✦ @howltheartist.bsky.social · 1d

“What must be done”

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d

Can’t sleep.

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 5d

NFL RULE PROPOSAL
orbital vaporization
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/cross-...

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scary tall bart @tallbart.com · 1d

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 1d

CALEB WILLIAMS HAS BEEN SET FREE

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d

They don't ask how, they ask how many

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

"what the fuck just happened"

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d

Happy birthday!

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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 2d

We’re just normal men

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d

Kuemper doing his old team a solid with a get-right after looking flat against Columbus

patchcat @patchcat.social · 2d

That's always really disappointing

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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 2d

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 2d

Percussive maintenance ftw

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Team Fastest Furs @fastestfurs.com · 2d

Fastest Furs Fall Fest 2025 has concluded with a total of $17,610 raised for @translifeline.org ! Thank you to everyone who joined us this past weekend and we hope to see you again soon! Keep on being awesome and remember - Trans Rights are Human Rights!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ #FallFest2025

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 2d

No. You can hold off for a while.

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sq🎃🎃ky from:me @skeet.best · 4d

jokes aside, can you imagine how you would handle it if you asked a human assistant "did you make all this up instead of actually doing any of the work", and that person responded to you with "good catch"

Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 4d

girl are you chatgpt because your KPIs are crazy