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Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte

@p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk

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Snarky ex-pat, Author, #Photoshop artist & dilletante #shitposter goth. Noble lady of Sealand. Inventrix of Karnian Script. Bluesky Eldritch Poster. Rated 0-3 Sad Onions. #OnePiece #Anime #DoctorWho #Paranormal #Occult, #UK #Cats #RedDwarf #History

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Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · Jun 9

What discussions with some people feel like some days. #DoctorWho #meme

Photoshop of Nero yelling in Barbara'[s ear in a nightclub in a parody of the "Girl Explains" meme. Text:
"DID YOU KNOW THAT
DOCTOR WHO HAS
BECOME “WOKE”?!

IT WAS NEVER LIKE
THIS IN THE OLD
DAYS OF JOHN
PERTWEE, WILLIAM
CARTMEL AND
PATRICK TROUTMAN!

THEY NEED TO STOP
WITH ALL THIS
EQUALITY BOLLOCKS
DAVROS HAD SOME
STRONG POINTS!"

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 1h

"The Ghost In The Shell" new anime series (by Science Saru) will air in January 2026 in Japan in a new TV block called "Hi-Anibal!!" on Kantele/FujiTV.
theghostintheshell.jp/en/news/the-...

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Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 4h

I realise now this toy did not have holes in the bottom for feet (it was motorised) - but we could have those in the real one if there was a panel on the bottom that flipped up to cover the holes / reveal the front greebling for the chest.

Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 4h

@tjomega.bsky.social your latest series of videos had me thinking how a Flintstones car might work in #Transformers, so I did this crappy #Photoshop mockup of a transformation. I think it could work if we gave up on making the big wheels spin and just added small ones on the bottom somewhere.

A crappy Photoshop mockup of how a Flintstones car might transform into a robot even with its limited mass, broken down into transformations steps.

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Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 4h

also probably need a flap on the bottom that flips up to form the chest / cover the holes where the feet protrude - this toy (from the movie) had a solid bottom and I forgot about that.

Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 4h

ugh i realise i didn't specify where the waist pivot actually _is_
this is why Hasbro engineers make the big money

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 2d

By popular demand: I've opened a Kickstarter for a HOP T-shirt!

If I get 50 preorders I'll do a print run!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/201...

HOP Shirt

A T-shirt with the legendary Portland frog rendered in the style of Shepard Fairey's iconic Obama HOPE image

www.kickstarter.com

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Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 9h

Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film

YouTube video by Tyrone Deise

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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 9h

It's not a ballroom, it's a roof for the place he hides when he's scared.

Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 9h

Knew it!

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Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 9h

Yesssssss~

Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 10h

I love this insert song

Tojima Tanzaburo Wants to be a Kamen Rider Insert Theme - 『Let's Go!! Rider Kick』 by TeddyLoid

YouTube video by MUGEN Productions

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Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 10h

Very nice!

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BOO-trous BOO-trous-Ghoulie @dlbowman76.com · 10h

Well, my heart (and the muse) have decided to shout at me “GIMME ALL YA GOT!” So please enjoy a sci-fi sketch this evening (fountain pen on paper).

A femme figure in a heavy spacesuit on an alien world.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 12h

I sure hope this is not how you think about people who like cars

Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 14h

Does Jabba the Hutt actually have any sexual interest in the humanoid slave girls he owns or is having a harem of conventionally attractive women a power and status symbol type thing only if you are a hermaphroditic gigantic slug who presumably is more biologically inclined towards its own kind?

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 13h

If you want to troll capitalisms defenders, just be like: "oh cool, I love capitalism too. How much capital do you own? I see you work a salaried job for a living, which is socialism, but maybe you own some farms or something?" "No? just stocks? Participating in co-ops is a bit too socialist for me"

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Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 16h

Picard: Why were you late, Lieutenant?

Worf: I was busy ignoring my son.

Picard: Excellent. Carry on.

Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 16h

Captain,

I apologize for my tardiness this morning. I make no excuse. This transgression will not happen again.

Worf

Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 16h

was this why the screaming

Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 18h

...please don't let the jumped up autocorrect make changes to critical infrastructure

...please

Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 18h

Thank you~

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Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 19h

In case anyone is new to Bluesky & not using custom lists - an anecdote:

Over time I've come to follow around 1300 people / orgs, all wonderful and interesting, but sometimes the firehose is too much for me mentally. On those days I switch to a smaller list of a few people and it's so much calmer.

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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 20h

I STILL WANT THE SUSPIRIA PEACOCK

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ExecutiveOtaku @executiveotaku.bsky.social · 20h

Oh great, they threw some flags into the rubble, so it's even more evocative of 9/11 and terrorist attacks.

Osama bin Laden is in the White House.

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 20h

New photo reveals further demolition of the East Wing to build Trump's $250 million ballroom.

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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 20h

I do not own a gun and detest guns.

I abhor and condemn violence.

I believe the Second Amendment of the Constitution has been intentionally perverted by Right-leaning Americans to justify an unhealthy adoration of weapons.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/now-that-t...

Now That The Government Has Turned Tyrannical, What Happened to All the Second Amendment Conservatives?

Turns out, protecting America from fascism wasn't the plan...

johnpavlovitz.substack.com

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Matsu Quinox | Librarian VTuber @matsuquinox.bsky.social · 20h

TONIGHT @ 7 PM CST/8 PM EST, We're reading The House on the Borderland! Our hero (?) has managed to survive an attack by the swine people but what other terrors lie in wait for them!?

I look forward to seeing you all there!

#ENVTuber #VTuber

Matsu's face in red lines next to a spooky house also in red lines

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Paisley "The Pumpkinspice must flow" Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 20h

Sarah Jane Smith was displeased with the results of her journalistic investigation.

statue of sarah jane smith holding the hand of eldrad

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 1d

taking a pilgrimage to see the pie that looks like RFK Jr

Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 1d

I got this pie but something is wrong with it?

A piece baked to have a face made by HowdyCakes (look her up on insta!)

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