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@outerspec.bsky.social

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a gay autist, both figuratively and literally. Wheatley’s strongest soldier. my linktree: https://linktr.ee/outerspec wheatley science: https://wheatley-science.neocities.org/ go join mastodon: https://joinmastodon.org

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · Feb 12

Me on this website

animatronic Wheatley from Portal 2 reading a book that says “Blue Sky”

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 22h

actually wait no. the mc has a girlfriend so they would probably shit on them for being a fakecel

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noam chompers @noamchompers.bsky.social · 1d

feel like aristotle probably said something wacky about this

Skullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 1d

hey......YEAH!

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 1d

chuds in 2014: “i hate zoe quinn! stupid ass bitch”

those chuds if they ever played Depression Quest:

denji gripping a tv and crying “they just like me fr!!!!”

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 3d

Foot fetishes are one of the most common fetishes, this is why Americans measure things in feet

wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 6d

someone needs to invent ear tissues

wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 6d

Snot tastes delicious, but earwax tastes disgusting. Is there a lore reason for this?

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 6d

You just put him on your stick. He can’t do it if you’re watching, though.

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Ossilia Flawol - The Portal Lore Master @ossyflawol.bsky.social · 6d

people who are freaks about wheatley need to commit. dont put that british white boy in a human body or make him an android or anything like that. if u want him then you gotta work with the sphere.

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 9d

Is she making Minecraft Villager noises?

wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 11d

in real life LLMs are mostly just annoying, but as an abstract concept, there’s something really sexy about a mindless web of patterns and language that can manipulate human emotions. It’s really late and I need to be getting more fucking sleep

wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 11d

what if the human version of wheatley became addicted to talking to sycophantic LLMs and asking them for advice. and slowly went insane and detached from reality while becoming more dependent on them. as a sort of parallel to canon wheatley becoming addicted/insane from glados’s mainframe

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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 15d

it is said that when he bought Twitter, Elon Musk said to dril "if I were not Elon, I should have wished to be dril", to which dril replied "if I were not dril, I would also wish to be"

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 11d

yeah one does the socials democratley and the other does the democratic socicalesty

wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 11d

unpopular opinion: i dont know what the difference is between a social democrat and a democratic socialist and i dont care either

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 17d

My fave presidents are: 1)Skeleton 2)Skeleton 3)Skeleton

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 11d

unpopular opinion: i dont know what the difference is between a social democrat and a democratic socialist and i dont care either

wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 12d

Most people don’t know this, but “You’re so vain” by Carly Simon is actually about me. So there

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · Mar 11

the Roman government 🤝 the Chinese government “fuck Winnie the Christ”

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · Mar 26

Len Kagamine has the vibes of a background character on South Park that gets two whole episodes dedicated to him when the boys need someone to replace Kenny

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · Jul 8

*trying to rizz up a scientist from Black Mesa* With my Cave and your Johnson, we would make for an excellent team

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 18d

a fat person’s skeleton and a skinny person’s skeleton are the same width, right? So what the fuck kinda skeleton is Sans Undertale

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 20d

stop making “six seven” memes, it is NOT funny. Six is actually afraid of seven, it’s not healthy to keep them both in the same environment

wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 20d

republicans don’t deserve the elephant mascot. That is for the black eyed peas only

wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 20d

sometimes people will say "dni if you support paraphilias!" and they specifically mean evil shit like pedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality, incest. but the word "paraphilia" technically can mean any sort of fetish, like bondage or being a furry. i know this is a frivolous complaint but whatever

wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 21d

that makes sense

wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 21d

we are all lolcows on god’s farm