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josh (oldfriend99)

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · Sep 1

A group of machine elves is called a "hallucination"

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 8h

What if Halloween happens 😬

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11h

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 12h

You're telling me this guy was the scientist?

Frankenstein standing there like a big green dumbass

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 12h

They're making a prequel to The Hills Have Eyes called The Hill Has Eye

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Peetomb🐺🍷 @geraldelephants.bsky.social · 1d

The cloud made a spooky face

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

It was for effect

fredhager.bsky.social @fredhager.bsky.social · 1d

A bit repetitive though.

josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

I actually liked the book Jack Torrance had been writing out at the Overlook Hotel. I thought it was pretty neat

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Dismissing my grandparents as "ancestor slop"

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

The movie Rear Window is less about the actual window itself and more about what the fellow sees through it

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

User ObscureReference has liked my post "A group of machine elves is called a 'hallucination'"

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Someone take this lady's introvert card away

keechiep.bsky.social @keechiep.bsky.social · 1d

Rama lama ding dong at ya!

josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Hey. You're supposed to be an introvert

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Songs don't say stuff like "Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do" anymore. No one's in the mood for that shit

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Scientists announce discovery of a dead body: "Somebody call 911”

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Master of horror Stephen King has two new movies out about walking and running

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witchunic @witchunic.moe · 2d

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

If i was the ape who found the 2001 monolith i would have figured it out easily

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

I know a trick to turn popcorn seeds into a delicious snack

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

My garbage pickup is delayed one day due to Canadian Thanksgiving. I'm worried by then I won't even want to throw it out anymore..

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

Lol

josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

Freddy Krueger ruined dressing like that. I'd probably be dressing like that otherwise..

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

What's the point? It's dark in there

josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

Is your weather unseasonal too

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