half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️
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We can live in silks and leathers 🍰
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
Five coloured sketches of the progression of Stede's outfits through the series.
First sketch: Stede walking around with the potted fern and a quill pen, wearing a light teal vest and breeches over a white shirt and stockings.
Second sketch: Stede kneeling in shock in front of the weapon that Chauncy used, his clothes from the privateer academy rumpled and dirty.
Third sketch: Stede in his celebrity pirate era, with a dark teal shirt that shows off his chest, brown leather pants and boots and a sword belt. He's winking off to his right, holding onto a rope with his left hand and his right is resting on the hilt of his sword.
Fourth sketch: Stede is back in his soft fabrics, in blue cotton pants, leather boots and a linen shirt that's wide open and sliding off his shoulders, showing bites and kisses left by Ed. In his hands he's holding onto the pink robe with a soft smile on his face.
Fifth sketch: Stede finds a middle ground in his wardrobe, mixing the softness of fine fabrics with the practicality of leather. He kept the loose shirt wide open over his chest, with shiny pearl and gold necklaces framing his neckline. He's kneeling with one leg on a stool, leather pants soft and stretching in his pose, and buttery gold leather boots adding a pop of colour to his outfit. His upper body is draped over the counter as he smiles coily at his companion (who's not in frame but is definitely Ed)
roach and lucius get into an argument abt if ed is talking abt cooking or abt anal. ed refuses to say who’s right. (they’re both right)
“what if im not actually nonbinary and im just faking it for attention” says guy who has no plans to ever come out to coworkers, acquaintances, or family members over the age of 40
u picked the wrong month to profess ur undying love for olive oil
what if i learned 3D modeling and video game coding so i could make an exploring game where u can walk around the revenge and find spots where iconic scenes from the show happened. i wont be doing this but imagine.
actually can’t believe the fandom didn’t draw everyone in clown garb during our peak clowning months
my kinktober brain thought this was abt anal. and then i remembered cooking
me 🤝 lucius

think our friends are hot, would be dtf with any of them
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"wouldn't it be crazy if I was suddenly into jim" "is it just me or did the swede get super hot" thank you lucius spriggs for being so relatable
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🍌Fruity Patooties!🍓I see this as them agreeing to pull last minute costumes out of their closets + meeting after work, so Ed wasn't prepared for Stede to pull a bright yellow tailcoat set out (although he shouldn't be surprised by now!)
#AshOWeen #TheVillainsArt #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDfanart
Digital illustration of Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death dressed in a modern day AU/casual clothes costume. Ed is dressed in a strawberry outfit, with a cropped puffy sleeve red jumper under a short red pinafore dress with a  shaped bodice and gold seeds. He also has thigh high sheer tights and little leaves woven into his hair. He is walking forward looking over to the side towards Stede. He has red eyeshadow and golden freckles. Stede is wearing a bright yellow tails coat and high waisted trouser set with a unbuttoned cream shirt underneath. The surface of the coat is mottled with brown spots like a button peel and the tails coat in lined in cream like two halves of a banana skin. He is walking forward with Ed's arm interlocked with his own. He is also wearing a silly little yellow top hat styled as a banana stem and holding a cane. He has several pink lipstick marks on his cheek, ear and neck from Ed.
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This fan art bought us another season and put food on all of our tables. We will always be indebted to you.
Sometimes I remember worrying that I was embarrassing when I started sharing my fanart. I fell so hard & so fast for our pirates. Then a pro comic artist I really look up to just out of the blue told me my OFMD stuff was "beautiful work". It was like he knew I needed to hear it right at that moment.
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My emotional support weird shitty picture of my two favorite decades-long friends looking like total strangers and posing weirdly like one of them is famous and the other is a fan pumped to meet them.
That weird shitty photo of Taika and Rhys while filming OFMD in their casual wear, Taika has a big smile and Rhys is just barely doing a closed mouth smile, it looks like Rhys is very famous and Taika is so pumped to be meeting him
small font under trailer today says “(iykyk)”. i refuse to explain any aspect of my costume to the remarkably normie hetero partygoers.
clownifying other costumes is kinda galaxy brained ngl
tbh the real gremlin moment is how much this question is me throwing pots and kettles inside my glass house
screenshot of an iphone email app with a red notification bubble indicating the existence of Seven Hundred And Seven unread emails
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They needed to be closer, actually
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #StaurdayMorningSketch
Full color illustration of Ed and Stede sharing an early morning cup of tea on the deck of the Revenge. The timeline is a somewhat nebulous S2, perhaps a “What If” scene. Ed is wearing the pink Depression Robe open and loosely draped across his shoulders, Stede is bare chested and they’re both leaning, pressed tight shoulder to elbow, making moon-eyes at each other. It’s insufferably charming.
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fun and games… an episode so powerful it rekindled three romances (ed and stede) (anne and mary) (buttons and the sea)
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A sketchy skater girl Ed for your veiwing pleasure 😌
A digital sketch of Ed from OFMD. He's squatting down with one foot very close to to the viewer. He's wearing a short pleated skirt, a loose tank top, fish net tights, loose socks and chunky boots. Because he's squatting down, you can see a hint of his underwear. He's doing a backwards peace sign with the hand closest to us. His hair is shaved on one side and he has tongue, septum, and eyebrow peircings.
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when the sun is being a real bro
(and your boyfriend just dropped by)
#ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanart
Sketch in blue tones of Ed (OFMD), appearing to take a nude selfie while lounging/sunbathing. It's cropped to show from just below his mouth to his groin and inner thigh. His dick is out of frame but casts a large and very flattering shadow across his stomach. His nipples are pierced and he has an "S" tattooed on his inner thigh, surrounded by several hickeys. There are streaks of come on his chest and dripping over his chin.
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#inktober #inktoberheavy #gentlebeard #ofmd
it supposed to be gentlebeard in bed, i am too lazy about tattoos and everything else is wrong too. but the prompt was "heavy" and the best kind of weight is weight of your sleeping lover on your chest.. 🤔
need to know more about the other various limbs that are getting tired during this standoff
right so is everybody else’s arms and various limbs getting tired
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Look we all want to be Ed or Stede coded but in reality I'm bringing a sort of Officer Hornberry vibe to any gathering (on the periphery, sweaty and dehydrated, not entirely sure what's going on, terrible at posing for photos)