OCB1640
@ocb1640.bsky.social
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Hello world. I’m @ocb70 on Xitter, where I bonk vatniks, support Ukraine, annoy MAGAts, hang out with atheists + fellow neurodivergents, & enjoy silly (especially British) humour. Oh, and like reading interesting history & science stuff.
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I was clueless when I got Sully, my Border. It was the breeder who told me.

When Sully comes in from the garden maukit, I say “yer aw’ mucky!” & he goes straight into his box. Only problem is the big mucky paw prints from garden door to his box.
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#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
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People often ask what the point of an ADHD diagnosis is, and this is what I've got:

I look back at myself in my 20s and think "I should have been kinder to her".

I already know I won't look back at my 30s and think the same.

I no longer hate myself. I've given myself permission to thrive.
DX’d at 53,now 55. I stopped searching for “what’s wrong” & the magic self-help book/supplement/pill etc that would “fix” me. I’m ND, it’s neurological-no amount of beating myself up & “trying harder” will fix that. Found huge help from ND community on social media;lot of comorbidities that are ADHD
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America-hating Antifa showing up for a *second* time today.
Sharing this 102 year old WW2 Vet who is fighting fascism a second time.
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NOTHING LIKE THIS HAD BEEN ATTEMPTED OR EVEN IMAGINED IN THE HISTORY OF THE AMERICAN PRESIDENCY
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It's so hard to tell if they're awful or idiots.
I was a tour guide at the dookin pond where the last “witches” got drowned. Pretty sure they were just women who some local took a dislike to.
As a Scot, this seems mostly normal to me. Not everyone is a saint, but most/many Scots would seek out & return a wallet.

We are a poor folk, we look after other poor folk.
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
They smashed my head again - I made orgasm noises, said they had to do it harder! Of course I didn’t want, but they didn’t know that.
In the cell, the Chief saw me - she was a friend of my Dad, by chance!
I was a Martial Arts instructor, they never expected my reaction.
Fucking dickheads.
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Off at a tangent, but having had an unexpected beating from corrupt cops, with the “bar Sergeant” walk away when he saw the beating start - they didn’t expect a wee scrote like me to be unbreakable. When they smashed my head, I said “ooh, that was really good - can you do it again?” Fuckin idiots
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@katmabu.bsky.social - take it from another recipient of police brutality; turn the other cheek, literally, and say you enjoyed the first beating…it was kinda good, but you want more.

They crave fear, they can’t deal with kink - and certainly not criticism for not being violent enough.
Mate mate mate - you do not *need* to *be* Scots to have Scots attitude…just *have* Scots attitude.

It sounds ridiculous when written, but fucking rebel. When someone tells you you can’t do something, kick them in the balls then stare them the face & say “aye, right”.

Be able to run….
@andrewknightfella.bsky.social - you don’t need to be Scots to have Scots attitude.

Thanks though, makes me a tad less like a knob 😳

With a first name Andrew, kinda guessing a wee hint o’ Scots tho ;)
Won’t happen due to “one rule for me, one rule for thee”.

Yes, I’m mocking Merkans-cos yet fuckin stoopid!
Thanks.

It wasn’t a very thought out rant, but it was guttural.

I’m normally a tad more eloquent, but sometimes my native Scots pokes through…
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He’s a simpering weasel who’d shit himself at the first sign of his expenses not being handed to him, let alone actual combat.

If ever there was a physical embodiment of “feckless wanker”, its name would be “Nigel Farage”
It’s why Mel Brooks is so underrated as a comedy genius, a Jewish lad who fought in WWII.

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The Producers (1968) - Springtime for Hitler
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