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J'dis ça j'dis rien @jdiscajdisrien.bsky.social · 9h

La véritable liberté d'expression, il faut aller la chercher en Belgique.

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Noki Doki @nokidoki.bsky.social · 12h

Here we are in the future www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...

A four-panel comic from CommitStrip, featuring two characters.

A: Some day we won't even need coders any more. We'll be able to just write the specification and the program will write itself
B: Oh wow, you're right! We'll be able to write a comprehensive and precise spec and bam, we won't need programmers any more!
A: Exactly!
B: And do you know the industry term for a project specification that is comprehensive and precise enough to generate a program?
A: Uh... no...
B: Code. It's called code

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Noki Doki @nokidoki.bsky.social · 18h

"Nah man, it's safe, it's not like the cloud is gonna go down lmao"

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 1d

lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children

Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 1d

"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto

The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.

www.dexerto.com

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Noki Doki @nokidoki.bsky.social · 1d

bonus: infinitely sliding while in the buttslide get-up animation

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Noki Doki @nokidoki.bsky.social · 1d

lol

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Michel Dinel @padder.bsky.social · 1d

Dunno the creator so I'll just past this here.

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Noki Doki @nokidoki.bsky.social · 1d

Kärcher Guevara

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Mad Dog @mad-dog.lachroniquefacile.fr · 1d

Les journalistes ne comprennent pas qu'on soit pas triste que Nicolas Sarkozy parte en prison.

Pourtant il y avait un gros indice : on a préféré voter pour FRANÇOIS HOLLANDE que de l'avoir une nouvelle fois comme président.

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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 2d

"A website that catalogues the fonts used in video games.
Fuck, it's genius... why didn't I think of that...!"
www.gamefontlibrary.com

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Thierry MysterTy 🏴🚩 - Prince sans rire. @mysterty.bsky.social · 1d

#AvecLesAlts, dessin par @soulcie.fr

Dessin de presse par soulcié : au parlement européen, alors que dehors le monde est ravagé par des robos géant "IA" et la 3ème guerre mondiale, 2 député s'écharpent devant une assemblée conquise : "Si ! on peut dire steak végétal !" "non !" "si !" "non ! galette à la limite !" "non !" "si ! "non !" "votons !" "chiche !"

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Céline A Paris @celineaparis.bsky.social · 2d

Oh la la la la, allumez tous vos warnings.

www.lemonde.fr/societe/arti...

Généalogie génétique : le gouvernement veut autoriser l’utilisation de cette technique pour résoudre les « cold cases » en France

Cette technique permet de comparer la trace génétique inconnue avec les bases de données américaines, qui comprennent notamment des millions d’ADN cédés volontairement à des sites qui proposent des te...

www.lemonde.fr

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Gabrielle Cathala @gabriellecthl.bsky.social · 2d

La taxe Zucman a été rejetée ce soir en commission.

Le RN a voté contre.

Elle consiste à taxer à hauteur de 2% les 1800 foyers qui détiennent un patrimoine supérieur à 100 millions d’€.

L’extrême-droite est toujours là pour aider le macronisme à épargner les plus riches.

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Noki Doki @nokidoki.bsky.social · 2d

Mario Maker Monday! This has to be the worst IL I've ever recorded, I didn't even reach the first platform! #SuperMarioMaker

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Noki Doki @nokidoki.bsky.social · 2d

... except for standard database connections, where they leave it up to the database driver to decide what happens if you try to close() a connection with an active transaction. Which means I can't rely on it to free up the connection and I have to manage it myself. So close... (no pun intended)

Noki Doki @nokidoki.bsky.social · 2d

So Java has a nice little system to work with external resources: you use a resource in a specific block of code, and when that block either completes or crashes, the resource's close() method is called and frees it up properly. Pretty cool stuff...

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Béryl @lotussuitekoln.bsky.social · 2d

je trouve qu'on parle pas assez du fait qu'il y a un film sur mark chapman (le tueur de lennon) où :

- il est joué par fucking jared leto
- le mec qui joue john lennon s'appelle MARK CHAPMAN

Photo du cast de Chapitre 27, 2007
Jared Leto dans le rôle de Mark Chapman
Lindsay Lohan dans le rôle de Jude
Mark Lindsay Chapman dans le rôle de John Lennon

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woot000 @woot000.com · 3d

can this man retire tomorrow and never make a public statement on anything ever again. it'd be the best for everyone involved

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Noki Doki @nokidoki.bsky.social · 3d

Finally done editing the intro for the ACE explanation!

Spongebob holding a sheet of paper with a heavily decorated word "The", followed by nothing at all

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Bastien L. @behel.fr · 3d

Les français vont avoir le moral en Bern

Le Parisien - "Pour Stéphane Bern, le braquage du Louvre va donner un coup au moral des Français"

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 3d

Every video you make with Sora 2 costs OpenAI $5. This year they’ve spent the best part of a Trillion Dollars (one thousand billion) and brought in $12bn revenue. For them to be able to *break even* they’d need to increase the cost of every monthly subscription 10 times. They are so fucked.

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Typewriter Skeleton @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 4d

"vibe coding" really is the worst development in software of all time. "woah what if you could just tell the computer what to do and then it did that" that's called writing code. code is the language that tells the computer what to do.

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SpiffySmallSound @doublecollusion.bsky.social · 4d

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff

Block, move on.

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Noki Doki @nokidoki.bsky.social · 4d

€70 port btw

Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 4d

A glitch may occur in Super Mario Galaxy when played on a Nintendo Switch 2 whereby Mario will get stuck in freefall in the tunnel in Gateway Galaxy. The usual failsafe that would kill Mario for falling too long does not activate here, so Mario will tumble forever and never die.

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TYPE I • NORMAL POSITION @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 5d

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