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No Brain Cells
@nobraincells.bsky.social
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I have no brain cells and I must post Shenhe, Raiden, and Chiori haver He/Him/His
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 3h
Also there's kind of a sorta souls-like combat mechanic to unlock new outfits or something
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 3h
Rise of the Ronin is a dress up game and dating simulator by Team Ninja, where you have a doomed romance with a mysterious courtesan before finding your one true love: British weeb and real life historical figure Ernest Satow.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 3h
Every time I see him, I think "Why does he look like that?" and "He's a great argument for not having kids."
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 8h
red/blue: these bad guys are trying to steal pokemon! stop them!

ruby/sapphire: these bad guys are trying to control the world! stop them!

sun/moon: these bad guys are going to accidentally destroy the world! stop them!

legends za: you must join the yakuza to help sony make more money
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 6h
Months?
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[Pro Tem] Sena-BoOoO-tor Fey @sushisiren.bsky.social · 8h
millennial grandma smell is going to be stale monster and weed
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 7h
Me playing the role of the 64 year-old about to retire: So what you're saying is they're all communist
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 9h
As Mark Robinson showed, you can be Black or a Nazi. But you cannot be a Black Nazi
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 9h
Trump take borgor

Nothing is sacred
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 10h
Me: I heave a headache. You know what'll help? Coffee.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 10h
On the internet?!
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 11h
Just a big Treaty of Versailles fan. Or hater. Probably hater
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 11h
Me: So does 'working class' mean poor or jobs that involve manual labor or both...

Them pulling out the color chart from Family Guy: A secret fourth thing
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 14h
The only politician I will stan is Hillary Clinton, and that's only because of oppositional defiant disorder.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 16h
Me: Also, I don't think the blond twink with the giant sword and mental issues is helping us stay under the radar either.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 16h
Me: First: thanks for hiring me in this economy. Second: Uh, boss you have a giant Gatling gun for an arm

Barret: We gonna have a fucking problem?

Me: No, but, doesn't that make you incredibly recognizable? Should you really be out here doing illegal shit with us?
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d
"How many vets have worked as mercenaries-" Hold up. What kind of 'working class' party are we building here?
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d
A bit too high in cholesterol
Can of Rose Brand Pork Brains with Milk Gravy (Net Wt 7 oz/198g) Back of can of Rose Brand Pork Brain with Milk Gravy Serving Size: 1 can Daily Recommended Value of Cholesterol: 1060%
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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 1d
Yard sign generator version of the screenshot post in the quoted post. IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST ABOLISH ICE UNLIMITED WEAPONS TO UKRAINE FREE PALESTINE BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN'T EXIST
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d
Man, I hope it ends better than the First United Front tho
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d
Get in the goddamn election, Shinji.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d
It's actually a Croatian symbol for brotherhood. An Aryan one sure...
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d
Thinking about the guy who crossed the US-Mexico border without papers to claim asylum, then immediately spun around and told Fox News: Damn you guys need a wall.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d
"We need a Big White Oaf who can win back Trump voters."

"We got a Big White Oaf who is basically a Trump voter chief!"
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d
Judge: This isn't actually a capital offense.
Me: Your Honor, it was an offense against the capital!
Judge: ...Are you really a lawyer?
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