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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan

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🔞 Oh wondrous future, Please do not be cruel to me

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 5d

as the world gets worse you need to look at more bugs. it will help, in a cosmic sort of way. there's little animals around you that you can look at as they do little animal things. look a bug as soon as possible. connect with other animal in this way and know

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 7h

Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 1m

im ngl im genuinely kinda mad its been months and barely anyone has drawn on model carol deltarune porn

she's not thick!! she doesnt have massive tits and ass!! shes a gaunt, possibly evil milf!! give me the awful deer!!

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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · Sep 8

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 11m

i read one book they were in and then half the shit I made up from then on had purpose built bugs as weapons

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 12m

i'm ngl I'm sad they've never touched the concept of the yuuzhan vong, because if you tear out all the billion books of expanded universe bullshit on top of bullshit, "organic bioengineer zealots the force can't account for from another galaxy" is such a sick concept

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 1h

Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Jul 17

Incels were the easy mode.

Hard mode is incels who've spent 10,000 hours learning what women are like by talking to a billionaire sex pest's gacha machine disguised as a fawning sycophant with no agency with a suspiciously child-like face.

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · Sep 8

BREAKING: feddy fivebear killed my fat white ass

a five nights at Freddy's standee featuring all the animatronics staring down at a blonde woman doing the peter griffin death pose

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 54m

mine's just kinda blunted because I used it like a machete years ago 😭

Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 58m

oh thats sick as fuck

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 1h

god back in high school I did fencing for a while and I was pretty ok at saber, not foil or epee, JUST saber

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 1h

i am SO out of practice and my sword really needs polishing 😭

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 1h

im tired of living in an extended cumtown bit tbh

Leah 🐸 McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 1h

Current and former Trump admin ambassadors to Israel—Mike Huckabee and David Friedman—performed a "Sweet Home Alabama" cover titled "Sweet Home Yerushalayim.”

The performance took place in Israel at a benefit for United Hatzalah, whose members spread the "baby baked in oven" hoax about October 7th.

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 1h

ough gotta polish my old saber

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 1h

k now draw them kissing thanks

Davestoons @davestoons.bsky.social · 23h

Rouge and Woke Rouge

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 1h

hell yeah!!!!

Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 1h

this includes his own, its why he had to enlist his son to help hide it from him, google mike johnson covenant eyes

Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 1h

thats just because mike johnson cries inconsolably when he sees a penis

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1h

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 1h

having the thought "the yugioh GX theme song was basically just sk8r boi by avril lavigne" and expelling every bodily fluid contained within me as all mybody's processing power is taken up instantly 100% cpu usage irl

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Snacko Racko @snackoracko.bsky.social · 1d

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 1h

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 5h

Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.

Amarnath Amarasingam @amaramarasingam.bsky.social · 6h

The military has now killed 27 people as if they were enemy soldiers in a war zone and not criminal suspects. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...

U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says

www.nytimes.com

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 1h

For those curious this is a negative 5900% gross margin

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 2h

There's one person who pays them $250 a month who cost Augment $15,000. Amazing stuff. Can only imagine how bad things are for Cursor or Replit
www.augmentcode.com/blog/augment...

The user message model also isn’t sustainable for Augment Code as a business. For example, over the last 30 days, a user on our $250 Max plan has issued 335 requests per hour, every hour, for 30 days, and is approaching $15,000 per month in cost to Augment Code. This sort of use isn’t inherently bad, but as a business, we have to price our service in accordance with our costs.

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 2h

christmas is canceled and gas is 50 gorillion dollals, hope it was worth it