Topics Mike Johnson thinks are serious:

- Super Bowl halftime entertainer
- getting a Nobel Prize for Trump
- terrifying naked bike riders

Topics he thinks are not serious:

- Epstein Files
- domestic violence
- being able to keep the govt open
- the neutering of Congress

We were actually getting somewhere, too. 😞

@sbmitche.bsky.social
www.library.hbs.edu/working-know...

Actually we’re hating on both!

We need to talk about how social media algorithms push moms down a slippery slope of distrust.

From "Are my kids getting enough support in school?" To "Maybe I should homeschool." To "Maybe modern medicine is bad."

I've seen this first-hand in research I'm doing on parenting apps. 1/🧵

A official Border patrol Instagram reel uses the controversial Michael Jackson song "They Don't Care About Us" with the lyrics:

Jew me, sue me...
Kick me, k*ke me

We have a nazi government.

To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

Completely forgot Anaheim sold it’s soul and hired Quenneville

My God Brazzers is Him?????

🎶This is the
Potential bathroom song🎵

I’m workshopping the rest

We’re just normal men

When I saw his photo in the article I straight up cackled.

Watching Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episodes genuinely makes me miss The Simpsons: Tapped Out (cc: @joeyerdon.bsky.social @tedstarkey.bsky.social)

I cannot believe people were losing their jobs for being mildly critical of Charlie Kirk and the president of the united states just went on tv and said "skill issue loser, RIP but I'm different"

At least there’s some good news today.

When I worked for the small D-I the Facebook messages were insane. Their MBB team played in a tiny, non-televised tournament in like the Bahamas or something. We got messages saying we should kill ourselves because some douche didn’t hit a parlay based on their play. And betting wasn’t even legal!

Sports betting is an absolute plague.

( o Y o )

AI boobs

Bet if you look at the texts of the Turning Point dinguses that tried to get me cancelled they’re just like this.

I’ve got my application in for my Canadian passport and keep hoping to win the lottery.

Yo what?

And everyone but him seemed to know it!

American First!

Like this line up SUCKS. Other than Alabama Shakes it’s mid-tier at best. It’s a festival trying to be for everyone, but is reaching no one. Bring it back to an Alt/Americana festival. Blah.

Holy shit High Water is becoming mid as hell since Big Corporation has taken over.