Niall Hawthorne
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Niall Hawthorne
@niallhawthorne.bsky.social
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Complicated Wicked Sense Of Humour Prone To Forgetting Punctuation
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Slot has put his stamp on this #LFC team and squad this summer.

It's struggling.

Jurgen is open to a return. There's no way the owners aren't in contact.

If they have to choose between a struggling Slot v a refreshed Jurgen, I know which direction they choose.

Diogo, Mo, Wirtz. Jurgen fixes all
Eminem 'Lose Yourself' and 'Get tae fuck'
Petition to nickname Mamardashvili as 'The Duke'.

#LFC
True.

But square pegs in square holes would help.
He's supposed to play inverted to help our attack, but is so overloaded, he's pinned and exposed. That's a Top 2 issue.
I'd put Bradley RB at HT. Leave Frimpong for 15 - 25 mins, then Mo.

Dom off, or Dom replaces Wirtz.

Tough call.
For a team that has senior players, international captains and champions league winners, their collective inability to manage a game is ridiculous.

The balance of the team is wrong.

Szobo RB doesn't work against a class winger.

#LFC can win this but Slot needs to make the right changes.
In all seriousness...

This team feels like it could conquer the planet, but we're watching it in its infancy.

Gravenberch will be in Balon d'Or chat in 12 months.

Wirtz will get there.

Robbo just needed real competition.

Rio getting trusted ridiculously early, correctly.

#LFC
Don't know what all the fuss is about.

Loads of teams win 5 or so games with late goals over a season.

We've just done it in 5 games.

#LFC #BetterLateThanNever
Since 1990, for 20 years, I watched United do it

For 10 years, I watched Arsenal do it.

So I know how annoying it is for non #LFC fans watching Liverpool do it.

And it's glorious 😂

#betterlatethannever
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It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.
Thoughts on #LFC today

Szobo reminded me of Stevie G from day 1 of his LFC career and he's evolving into that presence. A Rolls Royce of a footballer.

Miles Kerkez, welcome to LFC. Great hustle in difficult circumstances.

Ibou, you pocketed the Arsenal star striker

Good day.
Learned something new here.

Holding offences in football are adjudged on where they end, not where they start.

Would have sworn blind it was the other way around.

All players should be encouraged to drag their holder into the box to get a pen from now on. Like a plough horse dragging a plough.
As tomorrow is transfer deadline day you're being treated to a Sunday VAR Review!

Looking at:
📌 Fulham's disallowed goal
📌 Chelsea's handball penalty
📌 Man United's cancelled penalty
📌 Burnley offside
📌 Amad penalty
📌 Sunderland-Brentford holding
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The VAR Review: Fulham fume at disallowed goal while Man United get late penalty
Fulham were furious when Josh King's goal was ruled out at Chelsea, while Manchester United's late victory over Burnley came courtesy of a VAR penalty.
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HIS NAME IS RIO
AND HE PLAYS FOR LIVERPOOL
HE'LL F*CK UP YOUR FULL BACK
WHEN HE SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL

#LFC #NEWLIV
To those #LFC fans of a certain vintage, this is a refreshing, classic, away European performance.

Let the 'locals' spew bile and get it off their chest, keep it level for 20+ minutes, then nick a goal.

Vintage.

#NEWLIV
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Searching for this kind of inner peace
Dear #FPL Towers.

Stick Rio Ngumoha into the #LFC squad at £4.5m, please and thank you.
#LFC should have done a Top Of The Pops chart countdown for this.

"Up to 42, the highest climber this season, Trey Nyoni"

"Straight in at 7, a German banger, Florian Wirtz"

"At 20, forever, Diogo Jota"
Confirmed: New Liverpool squad numbers for the 2025-26 season.

6 – Milos Kerkez
7 – Florian Wirtz
12 – Conor Bradley
22 – Hugo Ekitike
25 – Giorgi Mamardashvili
28 – Freddie Woodman
30 – Jeremie Frimpong
41 – Armin Pecsi
42 – Trey Nyoni
I'm picking that #Astronomer CEO in #FPL next season.

If they're giving extra points for defensive actions, that guy will score off the charts.
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This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.
This is a picture that, due to events in the last two years, could have required AI to produce.

The fact that it's real, genuine and we witnessed it...it's forever.

We are Liverpool.

#LFC #YNWA