Nate
@ngs.bsky.social
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Socially awkward bon vivant. I’m just here to talk sports, bikes, music, maybe bitch a little bit, and make jokes. I hate bullies and punching down. Opinions are my own. RT is not an endorsement.
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ngs.bsky.social
Reminder to new followers: College football season is upon us. If you don't want your timeline filled with random 'HOLY CRAP' and 'NOOOOO!' posts, interspersed with hot (mild) takes and unhinged rants, feel free to mute me until 2026!

Hope y'all have a wonderful fall. Go Irish!
ngs.bsky.social
He looks like a rejected Monty Python character.
rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one
ngs.bsky.social
Just an overwhelming stench of BO and 'manly' body spray
ngs.bsky.social
They're still mad about Reconstruction, for crying out loud.
daveweigel.bsky.social
I'm generalizing, but why do conservatives remember political irritations for so much longer than liberals?

It's been 17 years since Obama said some voters "cling to their guns, to their religion" and I heard a senator denounce that last month.

Obvious theory: Media ecosystem puts it on repeat
daveweigel.bsky.social
Imagine caring about Kaepernick in the year of our lord 2025
ngs.bsky.social
My parents let me read Stephen King's The Stand and IT when I was 10 years old and I turned out mostly fine.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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alexandragallant.com
Nature is healing. That's what happens when you reintroduce wolves to a region, it has a real domino effect on the rest of the area.
fatkiddeals.com
This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭
ngs.bsky.social
Hey, I warned her not to change her number.

One of these days, I'm gonna make her mine.
ngs.bsky.social
My first long-term girlfriend’s number is still stuck in my head!
ngs.bsky.social
[screams helplessly into the abyss]
bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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jeradwalker.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus? The director of The Goonies and Home Alone?
Jim Downey on Conan O’Brien’s podcast asking “Jeffrey Epstein? The New York Financier?”
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sickoscommittee.org
South Dakota revealed new helmets today, that they'll debut November 1st against North Dakota. "Sungmanitu" is Lakota for Coyote.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
ngs.bsky.social
Nice to see Homicide in the top 3, where it belongs.
lizshannonmiller.com
Thrilled to share Consequence's ranking of the 30 best TV procedurals — across ALL genres, including cops, doctors, lawyers, and those on the other side of the law. (Including, depending on your personal theology, the literal Devil.)
consequence.net/list/best-pr...
The 30 Best TV Procedurals of All Time
A definitive ranking of the best TV procedurals, from cop shows to medical mysteries like House, Dexter, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and NCIS.
consequence.net
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
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smi.bsky.social
newseye.bsky.social
NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
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ericumansky.bsky.social
ICE agents blocked an ambulance that was trying to take an injured protester to hospital.

"We are still not being allowed to leave by ICE officers.” an EMT said on radio

When driver tried to get out, an agent yelled, "DON’T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL SHOOT YOU"

www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...
Documents Allege a Federal Agent at Portland ICE Threatened to Shoot an Ambulance Driver
Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.
www.wweek.com
ngs.bsky.social
Oh my god
newseye.bsky.social
NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
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davidrvetter.bsky.social
The US federal attack on Portland has resulted in the best advertisement for a city that I have ever seen. Round-the-clock joy, community solidarity and silliness that much of the West has lost and longs for.
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ceaubin.bsky.social
What The Hell Is Going On, a thread:

I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.

So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.