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Velvet Jones II

@newsladymd.bsky.social

1.3K followers 530 following 2K posts

News reporter working in marketing and social media. Mom, geek, writer, mischief maker, Hollywood swinger, VCU alum and exhausted observer. DPMCanty on the app formerly known as Twitter.

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · Nov 14

Hey friend! You may remember me from the bird app. Follow me here, I’ll follow back.

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 1d

Look, as someone whose glasses look like they can see the future, I can relate. They didn’t have to do him like that, though.😂😂😂😂

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 1d

What is it like inside your head?

Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 2d

This is wild to see. The work is still being done during a government shut down. smh

Give it up Deelishis you look like a man..🧍🏾‍♂️ @blackranga.blacksky.app · 2d

The entire East Wing of the White House is being demolished.

Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 2d

The dog’s fit for our mile and some change walk this morning.🥰🥰🥰

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t understand why men like him can’t just be quiet and fine, but nooo they have to flap their gums.🤦🏾‍♀️

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 2d

You absolutely need to do this as soon as possible. No, seriously, before they change something else.

Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 2d

RIGHT???!!! I’m sitting here like, ‘They’re letting him tear down the people’s house during a government shutdown?’

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 3d

Hancock is my movie. I like the ending, tho.

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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 5d

Being engaged in your community and giving back is good for your wellbeing and it helps counter Trump’s bs.

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 5d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 5d

Card. Voice to text is really my nemesis.

Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 5d

I’m in here making my spaghetti and fish, just a notification that my card was just approved for purchase. I locked that car down and reported it stolen quick.

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 5d

How about somebody just used my credit card at Five Below?!?! I’m at home in my yoga pants making Sunday dinner.🤦🏾‍♀️

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Silky @silkyweineck.bsky.social · 6d

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

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Be Martian @discreetlymartian.bsky.social · 6d

This is my mom. Bringing up how “Jay Z is the devil and he brought Beyoncè” when I’m talking about craving salty fries…

Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 6d

Someone explained to me why a man who doesn’t like Beyonce needs to explain to you, in a PowerPoint presentation, why they don’t like Beyonce.

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 6d

This is so wrong but so right.😂

Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 6d

It’s so annoying. I’m enjoying my mojito and here he goes with page 4.🙄

Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 6d

Someone explained to me why a man who doesn’t like Beyonce needs to explain to you, in a PowerPoint presentation, why they don’t like Beyonce.

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 8d

Uncle Baby Billy is hilarious.😂

Tapp @freereggiet.blacksky.app · 8d

“Yes bitch I heard you! I pretended like I didn’t!” Baby Billy was hell.😂😂😂

Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 8d

I…

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 9d

Men may not have much, but they always have audacity. 🤦🏾‍♀️

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 10d

These jobs really try to destroy you and that’s not an exaggeration.

Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 12d

I need us to go back to line spacing we had during COVID because the people have forgotten personal space. I almost bumped into this lady that was so close behind me in line at the store. She had the nerve to look at me crazy.🙄

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Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 12d

While I was out on short-term disability, my employer decided to get rid of sproutsocial and the archive, analytics there and now we’re using something else. It’s a nightmare for sure.

Velvet Jones II @newsladymd.bsky.social · 14d

Y’all…come look at this…poor Drake 🤭

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