Eric
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not that kind of lawyer | somewhere in middle America | retired Jeopardy champion | gen X | serial curler | almost certainly not here in a professional capacity | he/him | yes, I'm having a good time boxd.it/3JqCj
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"oh he can't come to the phone right now, he's working on beef"
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My grand theory is that 6.5 is the ideal rating on IMDb for an interesting movie because it means it alienated idiots. If you’d like proof: Almost every Kiyoshi Kurosawa movie is rated between 6.3-6.9.
The IMDb for Pulse, rated 6.5 The IMDb for bright future, rated 6.7 The IMDb for license to live, rated 6.9 The IMDb for cloud, rated 6.4
Oh woooow.
New mascot just dropped.

Wow Tusky! You can do magic things!
I’ll be on the stairmaster if anyone needs me
Franco Nero (right, facing left and down) and friend (left, facing right and up) with nun in white between them (facing left and down) on a giant spiral staircase. Still from The Fifth Cord, DoP Vittorio Storaro
welp. can't unsee that

I'll certainly try, though
I saw the first one and I stopped right there thank you
and Lapsang (do you have Lapsang?)
The Schiavelli Factor ®
as i watch it i really do think i prefer TOMORROW NEVER DIES to GOLDENEYE
Fly Away, because apart from that ill advised cover (you know the one) I’m generally here for Nineties Lenny.

also, why is the English Shakira track here and not the original and superior Spanish version
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she's a Christine instead of a Stevie. who knew.
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
what a pleasant surprise, although tbh I’m a little embarrassed I did not know about this
New Episode: Cassette 1: Research Island

"Is this what astronauts feel like?"

Listen here: www.nightvalepresents.com/withinthewires
The Within The Wires logo: A stick drawing of a damselfly with blue wings and a green body on a mustard yellow background. At the top in white letters: Within The Wires
what if hooptober but also … gialloctober?
do not give me that power. I do not want the responsibility of that power
in retrospect I realize this also works as a rhetorical question commenting on the proliferation of car washes in the Metro
WHY DID Y’ALL NOT TELL ME THERE WAS NEW AGRICULTURE

(ok I knew this, I’ve just been real preoccupied and/or traveling last few weeks)
Siri, show me the absolute polar opposite of Dusty Rhodes’ Hard Times promo
Merkin for the Weekend was RIGHT THERE
doesn’t matter. he’ll chase that ring right into the lava before he suffers a moment of self awareness
if his monument you seek, look around you
a Halloween costume based on Drew Struzan’s poster for The Thing. Black clothed figure with arms stretched out to their sides, The Thing in white sans serif text suspended from their torso, and a bright white light where their head should be. I forget who this is, but well done you.
RICHARD III (1995; Richard Loncraine, dir.)
This does not fill me with joy
illuminating, even
I was thinking that unique "AI" slop shade of pissbrown before it went all teal

can we not just give Edward Berger a half billion to make a saucy six hour epic about the Bach family instead