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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · Jan 20

Mentally, I’m here, at the Cherry Circle Room in Chicago sipping a bone dry martini.

Photo of me sitting at an empty table with a martini set in front of me.

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 44m

She was electric in The Lyons.

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 1h

Everyone hated Teri Hatcher and she’s still an appropriate distance from her castmates.

Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 1h

Also the amount of physical space between her and the other four is so CHARGED.

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 1h

I can’t believe they’re making her share the stage with her mortal enemy.

Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 2h

Comment on dit « spooky » ?

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 7h

Yesterday we went to coast stopping at place here & there C & me got some of our clothes wet. I got the least wet then went in in our costumes.

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 14h

Once more, a hearty thuck you to everyone who told me that there wasn’t anything real to worry about in the last election cycle.

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 15h

The chat, called “RESTOREYR WAR ROOM,” contained leaders of Young Republicans groups across the country. Pejoratives like the homophobic f-slur, the n-word, and the r-word appeared more than 251 times combined. trib.al/gV6V1eY

Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 16h

There is a beautiful sleepy baby on the sofa right now. #freddiemylove

Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 18h

For those who need context:

Anti-gay crusader Anita Bryant is hit in the face with a pie | October 14, 1977 | HISTORY

On October 14, 1977, while speaking at an event in Iowa to promote her campaign to roll back anti-discrimination laws...

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 19h

Yeah this one I’ve been having a hard time getting onboard with.

Hyperallergic @hyperallergic.com · 20h

Say goodbye to the Philadelphia Museum of Art, and hello to … hold onto your hats … the Philadelphia Art Museum! *crickets*

People Really Hate the Philadelphia Art Museum Rebrand

The PMA is now PhAM, with a new logo that critics say evokes a football club, athleisure, or “some kind of Cold War monstrosity.”

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 1d

Happy Anita Bryant Pie Day to all who celebrate.

Anita Bryant's Pie to the Face - www.NBCUniversalArchives.com

YouTube video by NBCUniversal Archives

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 3d

Please drop the jacket deets

Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 3d

Mischief managed. (Forgive my ascot that became a droopy pocket square as the room’s temperature became *untenable*.)

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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 3d

RIP Diane Keaton- such sad news, what an incredible talent. You probably didn't know she collected clown paintings by amateur artists, eventually publishing an entire book devoted to them

Diane Keaton surrounded by clown paintings

Book cover, Clown Paintings by Diane Keaton

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 4d

Happy birthday!

Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 4d

Power outage? NBD. We have a breezy Pinot noir and my father’s 1962 Austin Cox for ALCOA chess set for company.

Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 4d

You were running

Through a field

In a negligée !

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itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach.bsky.social · 5d

I mean, technically everyone but that one woman lost the Nobel Peace Prize today.

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 4d

Petit à petit l’oiseau fait son nid.

Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 4d

Girl THOSE MUG SHOTS THO

Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 4d

Honorable mention to “dumbest parochial fuck,” it just didn’t have the pizazz of “pinnacle of fatuous c*ntery.”

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 4d

an elderly woman wearing a hat and a blue jacket is standing in a room .

ALT: an elderly woman wearing a hat and a blue jacket is standing in a room .

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 4d

All of this praise was for (checks notes) … visiting the British Museum.

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 4d

So far today on Al Gore’s Internet, I have been called an “American museum wanker” who has “reached the pinnacle of fatuous c*ntery” and who wears clothes “like an ICE thug would wear,” and to all my fans, I have to say, you forgot that I am also a celebrated cabaret artist.

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