Kyle Thomas
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Kyle Thomas
@kylehemingway.com
Smoky eye. Updo. Gstaad.
kylehemingway.com (he/him)
Oh baby, no, this was an entire cottage industry!
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I really miss the purity of an era where recently bat mitzvah’d girls in the tri-state era would gather their best friends to film a music video in their parents’ house after professionally recording a song about a singular fixation of theirs (e.g. Thanksgiving, jeans, Fridays). #hahahahajackmyswag
Jenna Rose - My Jeans ft. Baby Triggy [HD + LYRICS]
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November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Freddie makes similar yips when he dreams, it’s the sweetest sound on the entire planet.
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Same
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
True Life: I tried them and they’re fucking *delicious.*
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It’s too early for this.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
She was magnificent.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So pure. Before the world went to hell.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The first and only Elphaba I’ve ever seen live. (I avoided the show like a plague until she was on tour in Boston.)
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This is canonical for me.
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I exhaled on the button, hit my husband’s leg, and whispered “Fuck.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It ate so much harder than I expected it to and I lost my shit.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Oh honey. Let me say a novena for you.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The only thing that surprised me when I did recently rewatch Titanic was how goddamn long it takes for the boat to sink, which I realized was because I never bothered to pop in the second VHS when I watched it when I was younger.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
INCROYABLE album.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
They Amazon Prime’d it, if you will. 🫣
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM