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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™

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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · Apr 25

🎵 just released a new piece of music called "serenity" 🎵

if you're anxious or dealing with something stressful, put it on in the background and things will almost certainly calm down (this statement is not FDA approved)

anyways let me know what u think ❤️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlVp...

Paz - Serenity | Healing + Meditation + Yoga

YouTube video by Paz

www.youtube.com

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 1d

My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 10d

fairy godmother (w/huge rack) would fix me

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 4d

trey yesavage was still in single-A baseball when this game started

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 4d

SSL was a restricted piece of software for a long time

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 6d

and also my DMs are open if u don't want to declare ur undying love for me publicly

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 6d

i promise if u want to be my friend i won’t bite ur head off unless u like cosplaying as preying mantises… mantii?

NGL: I wanna be your friend so badly

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gary online @gary.onl · 6d

Just got jumped into antifa (got a covid shot and donated $5 to npr)

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 6d

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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 6d

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 9d

magician: *sweating* hold on i can fix this

A model walking on a runway, wearing a ball gown that creates the illusion of her body being separated into two parts with a gap in between.

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 9d

the science behind why the yankees lost

a photo of aaron judge facing away from the baseball, crashing into the fence, and green lines superimposed over him and ball, indicating bad posture

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 10d

my mom didn’t take tylenol when she was pregnant with me so I guess i’m just like this?????

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 11d

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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 12d

me, after a one night stand:

A sign reading “nice to meat you”

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 12d

taking out a CDO on the top 10% of robinhood margin calls

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14d

woman

me, at 50k followers

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 15d

y'all mind if i have a good day

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 16d

uh oh

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 16d

but what if i don’t like bubble wrap

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 17d

if ur body doesn’t sound like a bowl of rice krispies when u get out of bed, are u REALLY forty years old

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 17d

they’ll give just about anyone a drivers license these days

A photo of a car and a dog hanging out the window making it look like the dog is driving

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 19d

clothes washer: washes clothes

clothes dryer: dries clothes

our dishwasher: lmao

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 19d

camera store best store

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 19d

good morning but at what cost

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Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social · 19d

Select all the photos of traffic lights to proceed to Heaven

-RAPTCHA