Today’s 📺

Celtic ❌
🐏🐏-🐆🐆 but IDGAF
Liverpool ❌
Jets ❌
Giants ❌

FML

Wow, you really are retarded. Been using pronouns all my life, because I speak English. That’s why I ignore patronising declarations of personal pronouns. I’ll call you what you are not what you want

Yeah, pronoun fascist, I’m gonna start to Respect Your Wishes i.e. obey you just as the fad is passing and we’ve got you on the run

That’s what you get outta Constitutional Libertarian? You must be obsessed with kiddy fiddling, projection much? 🚩🚩🚩

You say that like it’s not a normal reaction?

Name them. Actually, name one

It’s “for” not “on” you illiterate 🏳️‍⚧️ pervert

Pentagon reporters could be seen leaving the sprawling U.S. military headquarters with boxes after at least 30 news organizations declined to sign a new Pentagon access policy for journalists, warning of the potential for less coverage of the world's most powerful military.

🐻‍❄️ & Boras want 7 years. If me was Uncle Steve, me’d give him $200m with the first 5 years guaranteed ⚾️ #LGM #Mets #MetsSky

I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.

But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

Aged like milk, sad to say

Great minds etc.

at least the Mets didn't lose today

this is the best game of the Mets season

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In the first 15 innings of the #ALDS ⚾️series, the #BlueJays outscored the #Yankees 22-1. NYY trebled their total tally in the sixth but they hafta 🧹 them back in NY and a final game back in Toronto and that ain’t happening. #MLB #NYYankees

Our expectations have changed with the influx of money from Uncle Steve Cohen. I could cope with Same Old Mets, but throwing away a 28-games over .500 start to the season was not in the plan 😭

Oh well, I guess every ☁️ etc. #MetsSky ⚾️ #Mets

This time it was supposed to be different. This time it wasn’t supposed to be SOM. We managed to make the team worse by ditching Bader & Iglesias for Siri and later Mullins. Took all the 2024 magic and flushed it away. From plucky underdog to heavyweight contender without the skill to back it up

If the New York Mets (the greatest baseball team in the universe) don't want to play in the postseason we simply must respect their decision.

Well my take aged like milk even if I say so myself

The #Mets’ ⚾️ season is over. That’s all I can say right now; and something tells me I won’t be saying anything else about them until next April

No nonsense. If you look like imploding, it’s the 🪝 for you

My contempt for the #Brewers is only exceeded by their contempt for their own fans. Imagine serving up this 💩 at home in the final series of the regular season. Tonight’s crowd don’t need to be there, they’re already through; they’re the fans who ❤️ the team the most. This is the thanks they get 🙄