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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃

@mysterymary.bsky.social

2.1K followers 1.4K following 6.3K posts

She/they, queer lesbian, old 🌈🏴‍☠️ Living the chronic illness and adhd life. Expect from me: gay pirate content, shitposts, la résistance 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 26m

MerKim was right there

Screenshot of the skims store website thong bush product

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 35m

I didn’t mean Jen’s place specifically but they should start preparing for an onslaught of visitors and maybe at least one rewatch party

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2h

Can we all stay there

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2h

I’m fun at parties.
“If you could go back in time to any—“
*screaming* NO, nooooooo!!!

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve always had a profound and irrational phobia of accidentally going back in time like in the movies, and the Way Things Are Fucking Regressing right now… I was correct to be afraid

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2h

Alice it’s beautiful!!

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 4h

They’ve got AI hands at the dollar store, 9/10 spooky

Plastic skeleton hands that are not quite right

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1d

whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow

satire: a spirit halloween costume that’s a “violent antifa terrorist” and includes:
- inflatable frog suit
- cape
- pepper spray filter
- a thirst for the blood of the innocent
- air pump

batteries and Molotov cocktails not included

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 21h

Still a fucking vibe

What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 21h

Pretty sure what happened is that I heard that inflated rumor Dolly was ill and I got emotional thinking I had never ordered one of her skillets and shed a little tear like hang in there girl while I clicked submit order

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 1d

I just got a package that contains the best late night impulse purchase that I completely forgot about ever

The official Dolly Parton lodge cast iron pan in “Jolene please don’t take my pan” size

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

I’m faint

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 2d

Speaking of enthusiastic consent! The pause and nod are everything to me!!

#ofmd

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Niusha 🏴‍☠️ @niu-nono.bsky.social · 2d

✨️Cursed DILF ²✨️
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
#ofmdfanart

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🩸Spooky Sara🩸 @pashion.bsky.social · 2d

Spray paint on a fence a metal chained fence that reads Bitchopher Columbitch instead of Christopher Columbus

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

Love you too Shrampo

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

Had a lovely weekend and today I’m recovering, hella grateful for friends and a free day and a cozy safe home 🙏 I don’t care if I sound cringe

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

What’s going on with the flowers 😳

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

Happy birthday!! 🎂 damn that’s a cool gift!

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

Among dozens of friends I have who like me have lived through significant trauma, so far I’m the only one who chose trauma therapy. It was years of weekly work and thousands of dollars oop that became debt. Would never expect anyone to choose the same. I was suicidal; it saved my life and my mind. 💙

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

The one im thinking of isn’t a fictional character but he is a legend

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

I can think of one Italian American right now who deserves a holiday

meme of that celeb guy sipping coffee but the cup is comically enlarged

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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 2d

Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

Perfect

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

Done

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