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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 1d

The most annoying part of daylight savings is hearing everyone's opinions on daylight savings

Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 1d

Love when the bullpen slow jogs out as if they are going to put up their dukes, like yasss fellas, you do not look silly at alllllll

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 1d

mfing johnny bravo

more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

jesus christ

an honestly insane looking huge arms man

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 4d

"Hollingsworth said as soon as she opened an envelope, her fingers started itching and burning. Tests showed no trace of hazardous substances, but she said the hospital bills are piling up."

Sounds like you need better healthcare, bitch

WFLA News Channel 8 @wfla.com · 4d

Manager at Trump Store in Florida rushed to hospital after opening letter

BAY COUNTY, Fla. (WMBB) – On Monday, Oct. 20, along 23rd Street in Panama City, Trump Store manager Cynthia Hollingsworth opened a piece of mail that resulted in a frightening reaction. “It s…

www.wfla.com

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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 4d

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 8d

YES. Hot people have plenty of opportunities!! Leave the voice roles for the regular jamokes!

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 8d

We aren't even discussing their acting abilities because they are all hot af. Is this fair? No, but this is life

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 8d

Thank God for Jennifer Love Hewitt, Freddie Prinze Jr, and Sarah Michelle Geller. Our royal court of attractive victims.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 8d

You're right. Actors should not be judged by their looks. But I dont think they'd want me judging them on their acting abilities!!

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 8d

The new I Know What You Did Last Summer is so bad. I'm sorry but if I'm going to watch a movie that bad, the actors should AT LEAST be hot.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10d

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear.

Text reads:
Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets

With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are.

Big Dweebs

Walking Nutsacks

LOSERS

Turd-eating Bitch Boys

Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 11d

My daughter's college is celebrating... Polio Awareness Day. 😐

Polio Awareness Field Day instagram post

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 15d

Lmaooooo apparently this lady was with the two men making fun of the veteran. What an L for Turning Point USA.

Some loser on the Turning Point USA Facebook page saying "Anyone in Pasco County, FLORIDA? They are having a No Kings Protest on SR 54 AND LITTLE RD from 12pm to 2pm today. Let's go mess with them a little and show them what True Americans are and we won't back down."

Another loser replies, "Where were you all? There were only 4 of us there"

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16d

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.

Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 16d

At one point, they began making fun of a veteran (cool!) because he'd written "Vetrans against Trump" on his sign, at which point my own father, who is also a veteran and literally never yells, barked back at them "AT LEAST HE'S A VETERAN, YOU FUCKIN LOSERS" ❤️❤️❤️

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 16d

The only counter protestors all day were two very pathetic white bros in their late 20s, wearing wrap around shades, and holding a sign calling all liberal women "transgender pedophiles".

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 16d

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 16d

Very red Pasco County, Florida showed UP today

Inflatable Fall Guys costume holding an "ikea has better cabinets" sign

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 16d

me, reporting for protest duty today

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 17d

Do you think Ian Ziering's parents just didn't know how to pronounce Ian correctly and then dug their heels in once people started questioning it

Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 20d

When I did text banking in 2020, they taught us that if we got a response like mine, we should unsub them. I got threatened & called so many horrible slurs from right wing lunatics that I do not feel guilty AT ALL for responding this way to some piece of shit still willing to bank on his behalf.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 20d

lmao

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 21d

Here’s last night’s story about Bari Weiss, CBS News, Paramount Skydance, and why the Upper West Side is a lot more than just “Seinfeld territory.” youtu.be/gieTx_P6INQ

Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

youtu.be

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · Oct 4

This is how I felt about Skinnamarink, too. You want me to watch 2 hours of a baby monitor? You can fuck that sky high.

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