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It's all too Realia
@mxmetaphor.bsky.social
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mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 15
Oh so you're plural? Which one's the little, which one has wings, and which one is in charge of keeping things running?
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21h
“Who was president in 2020?” remains one of the most pertinent questions in American politics—absurd, yes, but here we are—and that extends to “who was president January 1 - 19, 2021?”
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 21h
That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.
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mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 5h
Dynastic Marriages Roleplay
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Faggot Cognitohazard @femkultra.bsky.social · 6h
porn trying to skirt the boundaries of acceptable kinds of incest that wont get them platformed will cook up some insane brain teasers such as 'how can a step brother, a step sister, and a step mother all fuck eachother at the same time without it being incest'
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 5h
If you're gonna eat that, at least put some Spätzle on the plate to balance it out... otherwise it'll look the same coming out.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 5h
everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop
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mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 6h
Just wait until you find out about hexcorp discourse...

Wait, you mean the aerial ones. Carry on.
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It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 6h
Too cruel.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 6h
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 10h
“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago
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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 10h
epic biceps arm clasp agreement meme one side labeled all of us other guy labeled donald trump message in middle over hands indicating agreement about this says donald trump is not going to heaven.
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mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 13h
The "are you writing in French" pop-up is kinda funny here.
Bluesky screenshot of the reply screen to the post I'm replying to, asking if I'm replying in French.
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It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 13h
At any moment the ground will tremble violently, and no one will show fear here.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13h
Grimace could have kept that to himself.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 14h
Ned Flanders finding the silver lining in a porn flick.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 14h
characters leaving pornhub comments: thread
Cookie Monster eating cookies and talking about cum.
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mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 13h
I'm in Southern California, it's only metal when we get El Niño weather.

The Santa Ana winds sucking all the moisture out of the air are kinda metal though.
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lookitup.baby
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @lookitup.baby · 16h
Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on!

Boss: I have an idea
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 18h
bitch what
Onedrive settings. A toggle for using AI to detect and identify faces is set to on. The caption says, you can only turn off this setting 3 times per year.
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mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 13h
My grandma loved Conway Twitty...

Which is weird since she grew up in Boston and lived in East LA most of her life.
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It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 13h
I mean, it's a cop drama horror show based around Bill Cooper conspiracy theories, so I'm gonna have my doubts...though I admit I haven't watched it since I was 2004 or so, so that's a hypothesis not a verdict.
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It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 13h
Northernlion is just bald and Canadian...people will just say things I guess...
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It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 14h
These guys just read whatever they want into whatever they read.
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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 21h
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about
He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war: The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work. Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure. In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation. Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.
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mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 16h
Also it tastes like cough medicine.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 21h
CARTOON/K_GONZO.GIF
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mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 16h
There's a lot going on on this can...probably too much.

Why do all their drinks have skulls on them now?
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mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's all too Realia @mxmetaphor.bsky.social · 16h
Is this the other white monster?

Also Viking Berry sounds like a euphemism for castrating a monk in a raid.
Monster can, viking berry, it's a sunset over a fjord with the ravens Huginn and Muninn flying over head, and Thor's hammer under the logo. Monster can, viking berry, it's a sunset over a fjord with a longboat and a sexy viking lady with an axe next to a wolf. Monster can, viking berry, it's a sunset over a fjord with a blonde bearded viking dude with a sword and shield standing next to a bunch of skulls.
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 16h
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A color portrait of Yoko Ono, the Fluxus artist known for her legendary avant-garde works, such as “Cut Piece.” She’s dressed in black, her hair is cropped short, and she wears a pair of sunglasses. The instructions for her performance piece “Blood Piece” are as follows: (1) Use your blood to paint; (2) Keep painting until you faint; (3) Keep painting until you die.
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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 18h
good afternoon
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