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𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛

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🇨🇦Corporal McQuack Beaks Off 🗣️ A jaded homicide cop who counters the dark side with humour, travel and nature.💀 Featuring 𝒟𝒾𝒹 𝒴ℴ𝓊 𝒦𝓃ℴ𝓌? — True crime details you won’t find on Netflix! 🤢 Quacking the case one murder at a time. 🦆 📸 IG: @murdershequacks

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𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Mar 14

Charred ribs for dinner tonight?

Sure! I’ll ask the morgue staff to set the table.

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𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Jul 1

Happy Canada Day #BlueSky Peeps! 🇨🇦 🦫

#CanadaDay #Canada

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Jun 20

A triple shot for a triple shooting.
#nightshift #truecrime #coffee #darkhumour #darkhumor

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 26

Hurts so good. 💀

#tattoos #tattoosky #inked

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 25

When I thought it couldn’t get any darker. 💀

#darkhumour #darkhumor #work #truecrime #realhorror

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 23

Thank you for speaking about this. People often suffer in silence, myself included. I appreciate kind people like you who are there to help!

#ptsd #mentalhealth

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𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 23

Stay back! ☕️

#coffee #coffeebreak #CoffeeSky #work
#workhumour #workhumor

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 23

Robin Williams 😢

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𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 22

This
👇🏼

#CoffeeSky #LightenUp

⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · Apr 22

☕

#Art by Hook Hope

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 22

It’s gonna be a long shift!

#work #workhumour #workhumor #longshift #homicide #truecrime #TrueCrimeSky #darkhumour #darkhumor

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 22

Pass the jerk chicken, would ya?

#truecrime #homicide #csi
#crimescenework #truecrimesky

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 20

Remembering the Easter parade in New Orleans, Louisiana, 2024.

Thanks for a great time, NOLA!

#neworleans #louisiana #nola #travel #easter #parade #duck
#vacation #holiday #travelsky

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 19

Good Friends on Good Friday.
🐿️ 🦆

#squirrels #nature #wildlife #naturesky #squirrelwhisperer

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 19

Fresh excitement paired with existential dread. 💀

#lawenforcement #cophumour #cophumor #work #csi #crimesceneinvestigator #truecrime

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 16

Can you at least bring me a sandwich?

#work #worksky #workhumour
#workhumor #moviescenes
#moviesky #moviememes

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 15

Mouth-breathing isn’t stupid. It’s a job requirement.

#truecrime #truecrimesky #darkhumour #darkhumor #cophumour #cophumor
#firstresponders #lastresponders

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 15

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𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 15

Fresh tulips for April, in honour of my grandfather. 🌷🌷🌷

#tulips #flowers #april #nature #naturesky

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 13

Then you’d be in Canada! 😃 🇨🇦
You also need a completed course certificate.

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 11

Dark humour, dark coffee and dark chocolate. 🤤 The perfect trifecta!

#lindtcanada #lindt #lindtchocolate #coffee #coffeebreak #chocolate

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 11

This is so great! My duck and I do the same thing. Been embarrassing family and friends during travel since 2016. “𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯! 𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘤𝘘𝘶𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰.” 🤣

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𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 10

It’s time for…

𝒟𝒾𝒹 𝒴ℴ𝓊 𝒦𝓃ℴ𝓌? 🤔

When a body is set fire, its guts will eventually protrude and expel outside of the abdomen. The extent of this protrusion can assist investigators to determine a date of death and how long the body was burning for.

🔥💀🔥💀🔥💀🔥💀

#horrorsky #death #truecrime

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 10

I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass…….

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𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 8

𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕘𝕠 𝕥𝕠𝕕𝕒𝕪! 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝕨𝕖’𝕣𝕖 𝕗𝕝𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕟. 𝕄𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕕𝕒 𝕥𝕠 #greenvilletx #texas 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙. 😎🚀☀️💫

ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ғʀᴏᴍ?

#solareclipse #eclipse #sun #moon #earth #space #science #nasa #travel

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗰𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸™ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 @murdershequacks.bsky.social · Apr 7

The Quack Attack!

#Antarctica

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