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Paul

@mrnotmoro.bsky.social

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Does not own enough playing cards. Lapsed cellist (Grade VII). Experienced anxietist. Refusing to come to terms with being 51. Not inclined to show Epic Games my passport just so I can see DMs

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · Jul 20

It has almost entirely been airbrushed from history, but the fact is Elizabeth I was half-Dalek

The spine of an old book titled "English Costume" by Dion Clayton Calthrop. Elizabeth's dress resembles the lower half of a Dalek

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 12h

Happy birthday!

Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 12h

It is magnificent and I covet it

Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 12h

She still won't let me buy this though jimll.co.uk/products/gar...

Garmonbozia - Unisex T-shirt

He is BLOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run. Greyscale front print with red highlights on black T-shirt 100% organic cotton

jimll.co.uk

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 1d

Marlowe should totally have a huge quill pen in book 3

Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 1d

I had someone I supported on Patreon who wouldn't stop with the generative AI imagery and it cost them a subscription.

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 1d

Five on a Highlands Adventure

Enid Blyton illustration. "That's Nonce Castle," whispered George. "Uncle McQuentin said we must stay away from there."

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 1d

Second time as well

Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile just up the road from us

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Thetford river group calls for legal action over foam pollution

The Thetford River Group, which monitors the chalk stream, says the short term impact has been huge.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 1d

I hope they'll be patrolling streets on Sunday mornings to catch anyone washing their cars and letting all that detergent run down the drains.

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 1d

"How am I going to strangle you if you're all the way up there?"

Roach has materialised on the roof again and Geralt is baffled. Geralt would, of course, NEVER attempt to strangle Roach.

Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah... I understand this is named after Rosalind Franklin but she's not who many people would immediately think of.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 2d

whomst amongst us

2 panel comic

Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone”

Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 2d

Now you have a word for it!

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 2d

If you're wandering around old graveyards it's tombscrolling

Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 2d

If you're looking at witches it's Broomscrolling

Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 2d

If you're staring intently at the grass on a Welsh mountain looking for a specific type of fungi in late autumn it's shroomscrolling.

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 2d

*hides in phone box and calls mum*

Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 3d

Got one of these at the weekend word for word pretending to be from Royal Mail.

Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a suit is standing next to a yellow vehicle with a sign that says vorderman .

Alt: Vic Reeves giving it the old thigh rub at Carol Vorderman

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 3d

We need some googly eyes

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 3d

A rival to @guardianforeheads.bagpuss.org emerges!

Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 3d

obsessed with this technical problem on bbc news

@thetvroom.com

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 3d

BUSINESS LEGS

Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 3d

AWS is down, post a cheerful 'relax and enjoy your life' skeleton

(I appreciate this one's a bit niche)

Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 3d

Going to need a big ladder

Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 5d

Indeed

Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 5d

I got a Royal Mail one earlier today - exactly the same wording, and clearly a bot as I was actually saying how they were delivering something a bit earlier than expected!

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 5d

I however do have a picture

My copy of the Season 13 volume of Doctor Who: The Collection

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