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John Donegan @donegan.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Antifa leader Habeas Corpus has been arrested in Portland.

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

We are now, “Television”

John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 2d

Radio killed the video star

MTV to axe its music TV channels in the UK

The broadcaster will stop showing music videos in December, but its main channel will remain on air.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 1d

Mariners landing in Toronto like

Christopher and Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos after wandering in the woods all night.

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

GOP wants a bigger military. What use is that if you can’t treat your military members correctly? The actual size of your military doesn’t show the strength of your military. Iraq used to have the largest military on earth, and that did not work out for them. Efficiency and responsibility over size.

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 1d

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

People after the 1968 election:

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1d

Man. Humpy really did that shit.

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

The night of short knives wielded by tiny hands.

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

AirBunt: Extra Innings

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 1d

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

“Nah, ya’ll, I love Qatar (pronounced incorrectly)”

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

“I got hit by an Ashton Martin in a cross walk and got a huge settlement.”

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

Donkey from “Shrek”:

🌙 @umbreon.pmd.social · 1d

Been getting into dragons

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

Portrait of a Mariner on Fire

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

I hope there is one person in the stadium not from the US at their first ever baseball game and they are like, “WTF is going on?!”

#TigersVsMariners

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

Came to say this. Before the pitch clock, things just took their time.

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

Child: Father, why do they play?

Cyborg Dad in 2099: You see son, we are in the 9,617th inning

#TigersVsMariners

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

The most patriotic guy you’ve ever met decorating on the 4th of July:

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 1d

Even I think this is too much bunting

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

Amazon wish list doesn’t know what’s about to hit it.

🌸Norma Jeen🌸 @normajeen.bsky.social · 1d

More of this!

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

Like just watching the whole movie?

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

Finally watched Eggers’ “ Nosferatu” and my main takeaway is that Bill Skarsgård was born to play Wario.

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

Australia Guy Watching Baseball: “Aye, ya bunch a bunts!”

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕥 @radiator9987.bsky.social · 1d

Bunt is a four letter word

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

The “I’d still like to be friends” of the corporate world.

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 2d

Not to brag or anything, but I got one of those ‘we’ll keep you in mind for future opportunities’ emails.

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

Can we get a round table discussion with that 10%?

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

“We’ll be in touch…”

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

Waiting for this to be a Sabrina Carpenter lyric.

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

“So, uh, what’s your favorite prime number?”

Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 1d

#WeAreFrog